Pregnant Mary

I've visited thousands of teen sites in my day, but ones where the figurehead are with child are the exception, not the rule. So, in spite of my years of experience in the smut business, I still wasn't quite sure what to expect. Would the décor reflect the more interesting aspect of the theme? Well, as it turns out, it actually does — though not as much as I'd have hoped. No heartbroken parents in the background. Ahh well, win some, lose some.

What we did get, though, was a lovely little logo: a pink and very pregnant silhouette. But so far as the navigation end of the deal goes, it's really not all that different from any other solo or small amateur site. By that I mean, don't go expecting an intricate design filled with high-tech features and clunky javascripts. Instead, we get a fairly straight-forward(perhaps too much so), but user-friendly layout. You know the drill: menu at the top, links to the latest updates in the middle. Hey, it works.

After viewing the tour, I still wasn't clear on how hard the content here was. You know, how far our Mary was willing to go. But once I saw those tantalizing thumbnails, put there to represent the latest updates, I knew I was in for a treat. In addition to the usual teen/solo tropes of fawning of solo masturbation and displays of flexibility, Mary also likes to take on the occasional dick, sucking and fucking it, and usually in that order. What's more, our gal has a minor fetish crossover value thanks to her tats. One of which, I might add, is on her swollen pregnant belly. So wrong ... yet so hot. Oh, and just so you don't get the wrong idea, Mary isn't covered head to two in frightening black ink. She just has two small, quite feminine looking, ones. They're actually quite cute — think the butterfly on the ankle deal and you'll be on the right track.

Another thing that I noticed whilst scanning the latest updates is that, well, the site updates often. In fact, since the site debuted on August of 2012, they've added a new video and picture update every 4 days, just like clockwork. But even they updated every single day, they still wouldn't have the greatest numbers in the world, which is just one of those almost unavoidable side effecf being a new site. As I write this, there are only 37 scenes and 35 photo sets on the site. Again, not the greatest numbers in the world. However, all is not lost: in addition the aforementioned fast update schedule, members are given access to 7 likeminded bonus sites. Granted, none of these babes are pregnant, but they're quality sites, nonetheless. I quite enjoyed Little Danni and Lana's Fantasies.

Anyway, I'd had enough with just looking at teaser shots and dates, so I did what any functional man would do. I unzipped my tuxedo pants, and started watching the first video within clicking distance. As it turns out, it was a little scene mysteriously entitled Pink Dildo Pleases Pussy. I say mysteriously because, during the entire 21 minutes and 41 seconds of footage, there's not a single pink dildo in sight. What I did see, was a very hot brunette, obviously pregnant, making out and eventually getting fucked, quite hard I might add, by a testosterone charged young man. Fuck it. That's more fun than a pink dildo, anyway.

All of her scenes aren't like that, though. No, judging from what I've seen, you can count on a lot of variety at Pregnant Mary. In just the first 15 updates we've touched base on solo masturbation(using 4 different types of toys, including a Sybian) food play, bikini modeling and a very seductive striptease number. We've also gotten quite a bit of variety, with scenes often switching up between creative indoor and outdoor settings. On that note, Mary has even delved into the arena of public nudity, and at a playground, no less. Factor in that she's pregnant, and the oh-my-god-that's-so-wrong-that-it's-making-me-hard factor goes through the roof. As is the case with every other scene on the site.

In keeping with the standard set forth by the main page, the video pages are pretty modest. Aside from that, all we get is a title, date of release, and a user-comments section. Oddly, the latter has turned up empty so far. You'd think a site with a pregnant teen at the helm would draw perverts in droves. Maybe it is. Maybe they're just bashful perverts. Either way, I think Mary deserves a little feedback. This can't be easy — juggling multiple genres of porn and flavors of dick — when you're pregnant.

In stark contrast to the somewhat primitive design, we're given high-tech options when it comes to video quality. Though I would have preferred more formats(so far they've went exclusively with MPEG-4s) I was pleased to find all the scenes are available in beautiful 720 and 1080p HD. They even included a couple of mobile files, one of which is tailored to the iPad. But for whatever reason, they've decided to go with the 960p option for their streaming video, with no alternatives, neither higher nor lower, in quality. At first I thought maybe this was for bandwidth reasons, but with downloads coming in a a speedy 1.6 megs-per-second, I'm not so sure. Whatever the reason, I hope they reconsider in the future. Until then, I think I'll stick with that glorious HD available only by download.

In all honesty, I didn't expect much from the photos section. Don't ask me why, but it seems most sites of this nature just say "to hell with photos," and leave us with screen caps. Not here. No, we're given multiple high-res options, the largest of which has a pixel width in excess of 5,600. Yes, it seems bigger is better here. The "Low Res" option is filled with vibrantly colored JPEGs that sport dimensions of 1900 x 1267 pixels. Each res can be downloaded in a ZIP file. The pics can be viewed on-site, too, but just like the scenes, we're restricted to one resolution size. The only other minor negative here is that the photos are watermarked. However, it's not that big and, thankfully, non-obtrusively placed in the bottom right-hand corner.

So far as photography is concerned, though, there's not much to complain about. The sets have a nice smooth flow, a real natural progression. I've noticed they tend to start off with full-body shots, usually with Mary giving the camera a mischevious look. As the set progresses, so to does her state of undress. No complaints here. Another thing you'll notice is that, the deeper you dig, the more glorious close-up shots you'll find. Just pick any set at random, and it's a safe bet that near the last image you'll find at least one amazing muff shot. My only complaint would be that some of the images look a bit washed out. I'm not sure if this is due to lighting or some effect in post. Thankfully, it's really quite a minor flaw, and limited to a small number of sets, anyway. It certainly doesn't stop me from giving the photos section an A+.

Aside from a low content count, which we can hardly blame them for, this site's only real flaw is that it lacks that personal touch most of us have probaby come to expect from a quality solo site. Sure, we see Mary at what is arguably her most intimate, but that can be said for any old porn star. Without any sort of model interaction — and by that, I mean not even a little one-on-one dirty talk in her scenes — I was left feeling like I didn't know her. It might sound silly, but I'm a firm believer that model interaction is a crucial ingredient of any solo model site. It's one of the main things that sets them apart and, in a way, makes them a genre of their own. And with social networking sites like twitter and Facebook, zero interaction is practically unacceptable.

However, Mary is extraordinarily beautiful and, in spite of her condition, quite talented in the bedroom. This, coupled with the fact that she's showing and growing larger by the day, should be more than enough to garner a healthy memberbase. But, Mary, if you're reading this, please consider what I've said. I'm sure your fans would love to hear from you. Who knows, there might even be some experienced Moms out there willing to give you some free advice.

In addition to those 7 bonus sites I talked about earlier, members also get access to a little bonus content. There's a section called "My Girlfriends," you'll find 6 girls, all of whom are very much pregnant — a few, I might add, who are quite far along. Each girl has a high-res photo set and a movie that can be streamed or downloaded in 720p HD. All in all, I'd say Mary's done a damn good job with the bonuses.