Real Bikini Girls

The homepage for Real Bikini Girls leave no doubt that you arrived at your correct destination: beautiful babes amidst backdrops of golden sand and crystal clear blue waves adorn the page, as do menus and browse-tools, links to content categorized by everything from popularity to upload date, and even a whole section at the bottom of the page dedicated to member feedback — all of this, mind you, is immaculately organized and laid out in an appealing manner.

As much as I fancy good navigation, though, I can't say it's nearly as exciting as the mere idea of the 4k video and 42 megapixel images of gorgeous beach bunnies the tour page promised. Promises I had high hopes of being true after just a glance at the glossy magazine cover like thumbnails linking to updates. But before we delve too deeply into all that sand, surf, and flesh, I think it is worth taking one more detour to appreciate just how reliable this site is. They launched in mid-2016 and have been adding an average of 8 new updates every month since. Which comes to 525 scenes and 534 sets in the archive at the time of this review.

They are also the proud home of 110 models. While they are all stunning, I think what I appreciate most about this roster is that they don't just stick to the classic bronzed, platinum blonde surfer chick you might envision when picturing beach porno. Don't get me wrong . . . there are plenty of those types, but also less conventional picks like Tracy T. with her undercut hair, one-piece swimsuit, and pale tattooed flesh.

A lot of the beach themed and nudist sites out there tend to overload you with drawn out, tense voyeureurism. While I personally have nothing against that sort of content, there is something to be said for a closer look at the action. Indeed, this site allows us to appreciate every nook and cranny of these beach babes bods, and since they are purposefully posing, there are no painful waits through lulls in the action. To my mind the best of both worlds: public nudity and proper production values.

This is truly gorgeous content that also has the benefit of covering a lot of ground. Some shoots brought to mind classics like Blue Lagoon, others perfectly capturing the vibrant atmosphere of 1960s surf films. I think was coincidental, either, as some of these sets are obviously intentionally retroing it up. We see yet another side of these models via candid, behind-the-scenes footage. Sometimes the videos feature model performers, and while there usually isn't any touching involved, it was still a blast watching them interact, and, of course, appreciating two perfect bods simultaneously is always a treat. My only nitpick would be that there were an awful lot of scenes with music beds and no talking. I know some folks aren't a fan of music over dialogue. I personally think it works here.

Don't go expecting super racy content, though. This site is all about appreciating the female form and the thrill of exposing flesh in public. You won't see any filthy beach handjobs or quickies under big umbrellas. Hell, you won't even see any pussy. This content is a throwback to all the awesome topless action that aided in killing at least a septillion sperm before the advent of the Internet, and a damn fine one, too.

Videos come in 5 different formats, from a gorgeous 4k "Ultra HD" file all the way down to surprisingly nice looking 540p SD and 360p mobile resolutions. And since they have been offering these same video options since their launch, too, so you can expect consistent quality from start-to-finish.

The photo galleries were certainly a welcome addition. I was particularly pleased to find out that they are added every bit as often as the videos. Usually this sort of uniform regularity would point to crappy stills, but instead we're treated to beautifully framed shots with resolutions as high as 7,952 x 5,304 pixels, if you're willing to download a ZIP file. If you just want to admire these babies via the on site galleries, you will still be enjoying a nice 1,920 x 1,281 pixels of beach beauty. And just as with the videos, these picture galleries have maintained a consistent level of quality for the past 3 years running.

I see no significant flaws here. I suppose the model pages could do with some bios, perhaps even social media links. Other than that, though, there really isn't anything worth taking issue with. I mean, some bonus content would be nice, but with the archive filling out so fast, even that isn't truly necessary. So far, so good.