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Retro Vintage Erotica

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You may not imagine the naughtiness that's been going on for years, but this site is said to prove the porn has been hot and horny for generations!
Site type: Pay site, category: Softcore, Vintage
Complete review published on 02.03.2018
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Let the pornographic pin-ups of yesteryear give you happy pants today! Retro Vintage Erotica displays a tour area of black and white shots, curvy women with full bushes and natural tits, all of them looking lust filled and feminine in their girdles, bras, full brief panties and of course nude as well. They promise going back to the 1800ís for steaming shots of sex, keeping it exclusive and erotic.

[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on April 23, 2018.

Over 725 galleries about 100 pictures each
Bonus Sites

[v]PricesLast updated on April 23, 2018.

$19.95 / one month (recurring $14.95) (recurring)
$24.95 / one month (non-recurring)
$39.95 / three months (non-recurring)


Yes, itís time to face it, your great-grandpa jacked-off too! Chances are, after seeing the footage from the main membership pages of, Retro Vintage Erotica, he may have even done some heavy breathing to shots much like these. Allow me to give a brief overview of navigational structure, etc. and then, I must go on a bit of a rant. When opening the first page, youíre given a graphic of what the all American woman was depicted as many years ago, the hair, the complexion, the clothing, etc., all of which will pretty much put you into a time capsule for your cock, and youíll enjoy the experience.

There are galleries listed on the main page, 25 of them, but, those are not the actual count of sets they carry, because when clicking upon the links, they then open up to 25 galleries per entry, so, there are many more pictures than what you would think hidden here. This site is pretty much for picture lovers only, no videos, but bonus sites added to the privilege of your membership fee will be brining you things you may not find here, so it all works out well in the erotic end. These shots have been digitally enhanced, announced by the site ownerís themselves, but, theyíve done a great job, keeping the original sizing, which in some cases will come in with a, 496x640 pixel array.

Now for my rantÖ.It is a site such as this that really makes me happy to be a woman. Sometimes, you find a hot, hardcore installment that carries all of the hair pulling, mascara running, sets that show such brutality almost in the way women are taken and fucked for the good of the male ego, and yes, the women are having their fair share of orgasms as well, but, every now and then, itís nice to be seen as something beautiful, and not just meat. When the female gender gained a lot of rights through the years, certain things were lost, and it seems as if one of those things came to be the admiration, the way you see a womanís body and just get weak in the knees and find yourself lusting in a way that wonít release her image from your thoughts, but, at the same time, itís the sort of ache that hits the heart before the loins, that is the difference.
Sometimes itís hard to believe that sexuality such as whatís found on the pages of this site really existed so many years ago, but, I think thatís because each generation thinks they were the ones that invented sex, so, a site such as this is a nice way to back-track into temptation, to see the things that made hearts flutter long ago. The women here are all so very beautiful. The curvaceous bodies, the full, natural breasts, the deep color of their lipstick and the huge waves in their long hair, it speaks volumes for the voluptuous aura they carried.

One thing to keep in mind is it seems back in the golden years of yearning, the thing that turned men on the most, were the legs of a beautiful woman. Long, lean, shapely, clad in stockings with seams up the back, or those shiny nylons that were capped at the top of their thighs with the heavy band of elastic, usually connected by garters to a belt or the girdle, and of course polishing the look off would be the high heels, lifting those arches and making those gams even more enticing as they walked across a smoke filled room, a drink in one hand, cigarette in the other, and carrying such a stature about themselves that they seemed almost untouchable.

Women worked hard to be beautiful in the times depicted through images from this site, they would spend hours getting that certain look that would make them envious to other women and have men following around behind them for a chance to offer them a light. Itís all about sexiness, and, this site shows beautifully what sexiness truly is, which differs greatly from today. The modern displays are usually instant nudity, leaving nothing to the imagination, no spark going off like a bottle rocket in the mind as the fantasies unfold about feeling those nylons, slipping those high heels off, watching the snaps of their garters being undone and then the stockings rolled down the long, lovely legs. Sometimes we forget, the mind is the largest sex organ, but this site does remind us of that.


Every now and then a bit of culture shock is needed to remind the world just how sexy of a place it once was. Now it seems itís hardcore, hard-hitting and hard to imagine that when left to the mind, the other organs of the body will follow. Retro Vintage Erotica does carry only galleries of images, but they are so nicely done, and the women are very stimulating and beautiful, which makes a nice combination. There are bonus sites included, to keep the numbers even higher in what you get for your dollars.
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