Rude Fly

As a teenager I had a summer job working next to a nudist colony. Needless to say, I spent every single break ogling all that gloriously naked flesh. And as I sit here now, browsing the substantial archives of Rude Fly, which currently add up to over 2682 scenes shot on nude beaches, I feel like that teen boy again, just doing a little leisurely "people watching."

Although now it feels a lot more like an endless summer, seeing as how they keep adding updates faster than I can watch 'em. They are averaging 120 new videos each month. Factor in the photo galleries, and we're getting closer to 150 new updates each month, altogether.

There's a lot of variety to be had there, too. Sure, you'll find the expected teens flashing, and older couples sunbathing. But every so often, they throw you a really awesome curveball. For example, I just finished watching a scene where a group of girls catches some pervert jerking off right next to them. I don't think you'll be shocked to find out that they were none too pleased. The poor bastard was slapped and chased off before he could bust his nut.

Another potential plus is that all these videos have a real voyeuristic vibe. It is often obvious these folks are being filmed from far, far away with a powerful zoom lens, and occasionally you can even hear the cameraman's creepy heavy-breathing, which combines with the crashing of the waves for a very fitting soundtrack while he spies on his unwitting subjects. In his defense, that's not always the case. He does occasionally approach them. I mean, how else would they have the names of the girls in some of these titles? Unless, of course, our cameraman is a master stalker . . . .

But creepy or not, there is no denying that he does an a bang-up job of scouting and shooting hot nude flesh, and I am happy to report that the fruits of his labors can be streamed or downloaded in good-looking 720p HD. they even threw in a good looking low-quality option for streaming, which ought to appeal to the bandwidth-challenged. On that note, download speeds here are quite fast. The slowest download I experienced was 4 megs-per-second, but they often come in as fast as 11.

There are photo galleries here, too, but as I mentioned earlier, they aren't updated nearly as often as the videos. Still, 567 picture sets is nothing to sneeze at. Admittedly, they don't have the largest resolution size in the world(1,351 x 978 pixels), and there are usually only around 40 images per gallery, but they seem to be carefully curated, and, more importantly, are well shot and hot.

As much as I'm loving the 120+ updates per month and all the hot beach bunny ass they entail, I'd be lying if I told you this site was flawless. First off, most of these clips are quite short. If you sort by longest, you can find a scene or two that is well over an hour, and several over the 15-minute-mark. But by and large, expect clips between the 2-6 minute range.

I suppose when you're surrounded by beautiful, naked people, those particularly thrilling moments are fleeting — particularly when you're trying to supply so darn many of them each month.

I can live with short clips, though. If you ask me, this site's only major flaw is, without doubt, its lackluster navigation. The prominent methods of filtering content are views, rating, and running time. Beyond that, you have your basic keyword search and 9 categories. But with thousands of videos to choose from, 9 is hardly enough. Particularly when many of them are generic, like "fat," "slim," and "redhead." And worse still when others are entirely redundant — I'm lookin' at you, "topless beach" and "beach sex."

That lack of more specific categories is a real shame, too, because this content often goes well beyond your simple nude sunbathing. You can find some truly wild stuff here, if you're willing to work for it. But if you are paying a monthly membership fee, should you have to?