Samantha Ardente

If I learned one important lesson here, it's that you never know what to expect with Samantha Ardente. Hell, just making my way to the membership area was an adventure. As it turns out, this site is part of the Pegas Productions, a network which just so happens to like housing all of its porn together, in one big ol' mishmash of debauchery. Fortunately, there is a suitable workaround for those who prefer a more traditionally site-oriented navigational scheme. Simply click the videos button on the main menu, filter by site, and voilà! You are whisked away to a world where orgies are common place and Miss Ardente is always at the center of it all.

But just in case you haven't heard of Sam already, I think it is worth taking a moment to fill you in. She's been in the business for a decade, and at one time she was moonlighting her porn gig while working on the staff of a High School. As you can imagine, that did not go over well once her cover was blown. You may have even read about it in the news. The sexy Quebecer didn't let that stop her, though. Instead she put that new Grand Canyon sized opening in her schedule to use the best way she knew how: shooting positively filthy pornography. And to hear the tour tell it, these archives are the very fruits of those labors.

And so it only seems fitting that the thumbnails leading to her latest episodes look a photo album from some twisted road trip — no, a full-fledged world tour. There are shots of sex on the beach and various other tropical locales, freeze frames of Sam making out with another MILF hottie at a bar, and even more pictures of drunken threesomes and orgies than I can count. If you ask me, it's plain as day that Sam has taken up the life of a party girl since her departure from the Québec school system, and she hasn't looked back since.

That is not to say that these are authentic documentations of Miss Adrente's day-to-day life. This is much more the scripted fantasy route than anything else, so expect to see Ardente in all sorts of strange and exciting scenarios. Most of this content has a distinct party girl vibe, but occasionally things get fucking weird. Case in point: the episode titled Samantha Ardente Fucked by a Retard. Though it was difficult to gauge the mental capacity of the gentlemen in question, what with the dialogue being mostly French and all, I would say he definitely came off as at least minorly impaired. Sam, on the other hand, sharp as ever, was ready to pounce. And boy, did she ever.

On that note, with Miss Ardente having been born and raised in Quebec and all, I guess it is hardly surprising that French is her native tongue. Naturally, I was concerned about there being a substantial language barrier. Now, while these scenes do, in fact, primarily feature French dialogue, they have someone doing a diligent job of translating, formatting, and transferring all of that dialogue into simple SRT English subtitle files.

The video options don't run out there, either. Each of these scenes can be streamed or downloaded in your choice of 720p or 1080p high-definition playback quality. With the streaming option they have added a simple timeline allowing you to specific positions and acts, e.g., cow-girl or cum-shot. I also quite liked that every scene could be commented and rated, and that each scene came with loads of information, such as running time, a synopsis, even a trailer. In fact, the only thing they failed to include was release dates.

While we're on the subject, there is no update calendar, either. But that doesn't mean we are entirely in the dark. There are still clues. The comments left by users at the bottom of each video upload, for instance, actually are dated, and the very first video posted on the site just so happens to have comments going all the way back to March of 2011. With so few updates in the interim, this isn't exactly the best of looks.

But you know what? Even if Sam never releases another video, this site would still be a bargain. Pegas Productions has 19 other hot exclusive sites under its umbrella, and your membership grants you access to all of them.