Self Pleasing Girls

With a name like Self Pleasing Girls, it does not take any great stretch of the imagination to ascertain what this site is all about. But don't let the seeming simplicity of its theme fool you into thinking have it entirely pegged. There is more here than meets the eye after a cursory glance at the site's title and teasers.

I have always been of the opinion that it takes immense talent to go it alone as these ladies have so bravely chosen to do. There is no else in front of the lens to help you out, and as such, the onus is completely on you. These ladies take it well, though, and manage to entertain in a variety of ways that extend beyond merely diddling themselves.

Beyond the obvious means for variation on a solo masturbation site(e.g., sex in every shape, size, and color known to man) they have found a number of ways to spice things up, least of which being the creativity of their beautiful models. One thing that jumped out at me immediately was the fact this site has a tremendous wardrobe department. In addition to all manner of lingerie and slutty shoes, I noticed a number of gals went the full-on cos-play route, dressing up as maids, police officers, and various military ranks.

Of course, it also never hurts to just have a little variety in terms of physique or skin tone, either. Lucky for us, aside from the expected blonde knockouts, there were plenty of ebony and hispanic gals to spice things up. Not to mention MILFs, chubby gals, and even a few chicks sporting tattoos and body piercings.

Oh, and just in case you were wondering, these babes seem to have no qualms about shoving large phallic objects up their asses. To be honest, my only complaint in regards to the toy department would be that they seem to have limited themselves mostly to dildos and vibrators. It would have been nice to see some more obscure objects in the mix. Some sort of fucking-machine — a sybian perhaps? — would have been nice as well.

One thing you can count on them having is plenty of download options. In fact, this site has always offered its members 4 choices for both streaming and downloading: a 1080p MPEG-4, a 720p MPEG-4, and a 360p option in your choice of either the MPEG-4 or WebM formats. And in case you were wondering, the only noticeable difference in quality I can find between the oldest and newest updates are that the former sometimes have slightly lower bitrates.

Getting back to the content more specifically, the preview imagery for the episode entitled Geisha Masturbating and Toying shows a leggy young brunette taking a pounding from an aging rocker. As you can imagine, I was quite confused. Thankfully, the actual content matched the title far better than the thumbnail did. So, why do I bother bringing this up? Because it is one of the many underlying symptoms of this site's biggest problem: its so well thought out design.

As is, the only way to browse this content is by manually sorting through the archive and hoping something catches your eye. This probably doesn't sound terrible, and I guess it isn't entirely, but it would be completely unnecessary of the site gave its members some modicum of basic browse-tools. Currently there are only two ways to filter content: date and rating. Well, three if you count the model index. Since that index can't be narrowed down by site, however, I'd say it's more trouble than it's worth.