Smack My Bitch

This site wastes no time in getting started. As soon as you log in you are at a members’ home page where the same sexy hardcore you saw on the tour is immediately available to you. That’s always good to see, there is no need to go off searching for anything, it’s all laid out for you, clear and well presented and you’re ready to go.

That home page also sets out the standard lists for you: top sets, top videos, recent updates and the top models, but there is also a top menu to take you directly to the episodes and the models, your favourites area, and to the members’ forum. Images are located with their videos so there is just one main area for the scenes, which saves you having to move around the site to find the pics that go with your movie, and movies are set out with clear sample pics and links. You notice that you can also rate the scenes as you view them, another neat little interactive option. The movies have titles, and sometimes this is just their number, so I saw, for example, ‘Episode 302’ suggesting that there are over 300 here, but I actually only counted 550. Only! That’s a pretty hefty amount of exclusive, hardcore and well made teen porn movies for you, so there should be no complaining, and, looking at the recent upload dates, it does look like new scenes are being added every few days. So, so far, all the tour promises are kept if not exceeded.

But what about the sex and how to view it? Well, to start with it is varied, nicely so. The sexy young things get naked and dirty all right. Sometimes solo, with toys and fingers, sometimes with other sexy young girls, and very often with hard looking guys, usually young, hung, Russian looking types, but all hard and horny and ready to plug some pussy. The tour told us that this site had attitude and the title, Smack My Bitch, suggests rough sex and hard-play, but it’s not as rough as you first think. The language of the site, in the text descriptions of scenes for example, can be hard-hitting as it promises you things to come, but the movies end up playing out as your standard fare, with perhaps some attitude from the guys as they occasionally force their girls down on them. But that’s not a complaint. In fact there is very little to complain about with these movies at all. They are well made, well put together, they stream in a good Flash player without start-and-stop (as long as you’re on at least a mid-range connection) and they can be downloaded and kept. They come as one big file each and I mean big, in some cases over 800Mbs, so you’re going to need some time to save them all, and some HD space. But it will be worth it in the end.

So, you’ve got a large number of excellent hardcore movies, some solos and even some lesbian and other variety of porn. You've only got full length scenes, but you've also got screen cap galleries with image up at 1029 x 579 in size, nice and clear and digital, and there are hundreds per set with slideshows too; and you've also got general image galleries which, strangely, held smaller images than the screen caps. But in both cases I only saw high quality, high resolution digital images so, again, no complaints.

Check out the model index to find all 261 sexy young girls and get yourself driven by the cute face pics, the school uniforms, the skimpy dresses and those oh so innocent looks… but don’t be fooled. These girls soon get fired up and love to play hard. Make sure you get involved with the comments boxes and the ratings scheme, and then click over to the forum to hang out with other members. Well, you could if anyone had posted or registered there, it’s strangely quiet in this forum. But you get plenty of chances to join in with this site, and loads of great porn to view too.