Sweet and Messy

Sweet and Messy menu, though, is fairly straight-forward. The bulk of the content falls under the site's title. The truly hardcore is simply labeled "Messy." Cute.

To be honest, a few additional navigational tools wouldn't have hurt, but the overall design of the layout isn't so bad. There's a search engine under the main network menu. It's keyword-based but also allows for searches to be filtered by model. Admittedly, the list of keywords could have been a little better, but did cover a wide range of ages, and some good niches and model-types as well. You can also filter the number of results you want to show up — from 10 to 200 — and, obviously, search strictly videos, pictures, or both.

The updates aren't as frequent or regular as I'd like, but they have, nevertheless, certainly managed to rack up a substantial number of them. The archive dates all th way back to November of 2000, and since then they've amassed, by my count, 212 videos and 186 photo galleries. 81 of the vids and 69 photo galleries fell under the "XXX" aka "Messy" category, making for a pretty diverse archive. No complaints here.

Their video quality has came a long way in the last 10 years. Initially they only offered low quality Windows Media and Quicktime files, but they've branched out quite a bit since the early stages, adding in full HD videos and mobile-friendly files. The setup is a little busy, with multiple links for each format — one for direct download and one for streaming — making the pages pretty big. That plus they've split many of the episodes up into 4 segments. All in all, I was quite pleased with the play-back quality of the latest scenes. I would have like to have seen more HD, but again, with an archive going back this far, having lots of lower-res files is perfectly normal.

The photo galleries, too, have improved substantially since the site's launch. The older galleries were really quite poor, with many only having the "small-res" option, which really isn't much more than a thumbnail, really. Thankfully the newest sets have introduced some high-res, good looking digi shots. Expect an average of 70-80 shots per gallery. Things usually start out dry, but before you know it the girl is covered from head-to-toe in something oily or gooey, and by the end of the set she's usually got her face buried in someone's pussy.

And that's what I love about this site. These gals are covered in all kinds of shit — everything from baby-oil to macaroni and cheese. I remember one scene where a girl covered herself in apple cider and masturbated until she collapsed in exhaustion, landing smack dab in a puddle of, no doubt, delicious juices. In another, a group of gals licked a strange mixture of whipped creme, flour, and what looked to me to be at least 7 different food colors, off each other's little tanned pussies.

Oh, and that's another thing. There's a lot of model variety going on here. Of course they've got your perfect 10s and girl-next-door types. However, they've also included some girls with, well, less than conventional features and body-types. But the variety just makes it all the more fun, right? It seems the only thing you aren't going to find here is porn stars. The model is, just as claimed on the tour, 100% amateur.

Your membership also includes plenty of extras. There are several bonus sites, most of which seem to be amateur oriented, and they've even included a bonus network with a few sites of its own. The "DVD Theater" is also a heck of a bonus in its own right. It currently houses a fitting 269 titles, most of which seem to be quite hardcore. I was saddened by the lack of HD, but beggars can't be choosers.