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There are movers and shakers in the sexual world and the tour depicts how these hot and horny players are moving things along nicely through nookie.
Site type: Pay site, category: Hardcore, Teens, Reality
Complete review published on 06.23.2018
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There are roadside shenanigans carrying on from intro for, Take Van. As the side door slides open and the offer is made, there’s a hot babe about to enter into the world of erotica. Like damsels in distress they’re in need of a ride, but even more so – their need for an orgasm and as luck would have it, they get both from one pick-up. It’s promised regular updates, nice quality and bonus sites.

[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on August 09, 2018.

Over 155 videos about 30 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
MP4 (1800kb/s, 854x480)
MP4 (4500kb/s, 1280x720)
MP4 (8400kb/s, 1920x1080)
MP4 (12400kb/s, 3840x2160)
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[v]PricesLast updated on August 09, 2018.

$1 / 2 day (recurring)
$19.95 29.95 / one month (recurring)
$49.95 / three months (non-recurring)
$69.95 / six months (non-recurring)


I remember many years ago, a TV show started out each week with the narrator saying, “There are eight million stories in the naked city…” and when opening the main membership area for this site, I felt as though we would be sharing some of those tales - and apparently, being naked is the best way to illustrate them! The travels of, Take Van will have them seemingly being at the right place at the right time, offering roadside assistance to a lovely damsel in distress. The plots are various, a girl is angry because she caught her boyfriend sharing intercourse with her sister, another is having car problems, no matter what brings them to being the curb side attraction, they are focused and pounced upon through charm filled allure and hardcore excitement.

The lovely, female amateurs seem to fall into the early 20’s in age range, with skin nearly as tight as their vaginas, and freshness that mimics the thrill of a Spring breeze, they are wanted, needed, and appreciated. The males inhabiting this boudoir on four-wheels set out with their sites set for sexiness and it certainly doesn’t take them long to find it. Whatever the cause leading them to the distress levels ushered out by pheromones and of course the ache in their loins, they are quickly offering their services of transportation and satisfaction…care to guess which cums first?!

They speak of the females being Czech, Russian, etc., but all I know for certain is, they’re lovely and they certainly know how to offer a knob job and reverse cowgirl penetrating position, even though you wouldn’t think they’d have full stretching-room availability from the back of a vehicle. However, with that being said, I do have to admit, this is one of the roomiest vans I’ve ever seen, they even carry on with group sex – all while managing to have the leg room for opening wide.
I’m happy to report this site holds many of my favorite ingredients…while also lacking one or two, it still holds the ability of being extremely tasty. They burst into the hardcore world of porn, December 2015 and it’s exciting to see they’ve remained more than steady in regards to adding freshness for their paying members. The schedule teeters between weekly and two updates per week. I tip my hat to them for their loyalty. Another perk is the fine display offered from membership. The sets are displayed by nicely sized images, pretty well speaking volumes of what you’ll find from the longer running clips, offering topics such as; outdoor sex, car sex, shaved pussy, big tits, hardcore, blowjob, doggy style and cum in mouth, just to name a few.

As I mentioned, there is a nice amount of time tucked into the clips of, Take Van, and these morsels are available for streaming and downloading. They promised from intro there would be high quality and I’m happy to announce they’ve certainly delivered on that claim. MP4 is the chosen format for download where technical numbers climb to a 4K! These roads have never looked smoother or sexier than in that type of clarity. Even the standard definition holds crispness to feel appreciative of.

The missing ingredient I mentioned to this hardcore recipe…there are no galleries.


Hot babes are stranded along the road from a multitude of causes but all with the same end results. The knight in shining armor, well, okay, more like a shining vehicle, pulls up to save the day and offer the dirtiness. Content is certainly hardcore and also fetish natured from, Take Van. Updates are and have always been more than regular since their origination, which is a very good thing, keeping freshness flowing in quality climbing to, 4K. There are no galleries but there are bonus sites.
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