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The Full English

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A top-notch Studio/Photography website that focuses their endeavors on seducing blue-blooded, preferably straight or bi-curious, young men into posing and having sex in front of the camera.
Site type: Pay site, category: For Women, Men Solo
Complete review published on 06.21.2016
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The Full English, the name traditionally given to a hearty and meaty breakfast, may now just begin to take on a totally different meaning. Instead of bacon, sausage, and eggs, these guys are serving up expertly shot photographs of naked, sweaty men a treat that can be enjoyed at any time of the day.

The site, as well as specialising in all things British, seems to also have a 'straight turned gay' theme, as the tour page promises a significant number of these guys are shooting scenes for a little bit of extra cash without their girlfriends' or wives' knowledge. The tour promises high quality HD video, high resolution pictures, interviews, and exclusive models and content.

[v]Content Amount(3.5)Last updated on June 22, 2016.

Over 86 videos about 10 minutes each (stream only)
+ Full Movies
Flash (1280x720)
Over 179 galleries about 100 pictures each
Bonus Sites, Model Index

[v]PricesLast updated on June 22, 2016.

17.95 GBP / one month (recurs £14.95/month) (recurring)
18.85 GBP / one month (non-recurring)
Billing: CCBill
Terms: Cancel policy is 1 days notice


Since this is primarily a photography site, navigating the content is pretty much self explanatory affair. So, I won't bore you with rigorous web design critiques. However, the well-crafted and eye-catching layout is worth noting. Most impressive was the addition of in-depth, well written model biographies. A nice touch, giving you a rare insight as well as a glimpse into the day-to-day lives of men you might otherwise take for granted in your endless quest for self gratification.

While we're on the subject of the models, The Full English currently has 33 studs in their stable. The group makes for a diverse mixture of ethnicities and generations, encompassing men from all walks of life. Whilst most of them are hotties, with refined good-looks and chiselled physiques worthy of gracing a magazine's front cover, there are a few duds in the bunch. Let's call them "aesthetically challenged," or "suffering from weight management difficulties." But at least it adds some variety to the stable. After all, we don't all want air brushed models looking and like Brad Pitt.

So I suppose it shouldn't come as any great surprise that the professional experience of the models is also subject to some variety. Many are just regular guys, perhaps not unlike yourself, who feel content enough stripping bare-ass-naked and jerking off in front of a camera. But there are also others; hardened veterans, throwbacks to the bygone era of Studio 54 and Turkish bathhouse free-for-alls boner-wielding madmen who will stop at nothing for a little raw dog love.

As I write this, there are 179 galleries, dating as far back in the archive as early 2008. Pics are served up in the JPEG format, with the not-so-stellar dimensions of 600x800 pixels, and the amount of images per gallery varies. Some will have as few as 48, while others contain as many as 250. On average, though, I've noticed most galleries have about 50 pictures. I like some of the featured they've added, but feel they've made a major error by neglecting the basics. Case in point: while the ability to view them in a flash slide-show is kind of cool, I'd much rather download entire galleries encased in a ZIP file. Or even have basic options for resolution size.

After viewing just a few galleries, it became readily apparent that the photographer is not only technically proficient, but has a firm grasp of erotica. There's a unique signature in style here that really seems to come across, regardless of models or conditions. Settings often change: some galleries are shot outdoors, in wooded area, others might be inside of a brightly-lit studio or just some guy's dark bedroom. But whichever locale in which the action is filmed, lighting, framing, and general composition are never neglected.

Surprising, there's actually some video footage here, too. Careful examination of the updates tab reveals candid interviews, often given in the buff, with a number of the models. My only complaint would be that there are currently just 86 interviews.

Never the less, it was surreal hearing them share their sometimes humorous and even tragic back stories, often sprinkled throughout with kinky revelations. The videos loaded lightning fast in a sleek, custom flash player. There were no issues with buffering or pixelation. On the contrary, both the video and audio was crystal. As of yet, there's no option for direct-downloads of the interviews. Perhaps that will change soon.


The Full English is an interesting concept for a site, and I think, a vision that has been successfully realised. Whilst the site will definitely charm many visitors, the lack of video content and galleries that are, more often than not, of the soft-core persuasion, might scare you off. But the temptation of artful photography, weekly updates, and sensual gay eroticism is hard to pass up for the low cost of $22.95 a month.
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