Thickumz.com

The main page of Thickumz.com shows all of the hallmarks of an ambitious and burgeoning site. It's a good thing, too, because they only just opened shop 3 short months ago. There are only 22 updates so far, but they are averaging 4 new scenes each month, so I look for those numbers to grow considerably in the near future. The "upcoming scenes" part of the main page goes a long way to back that up. And with 6 updates planned for the next three days, it looks like I have a lot to look forward to.

I also see that, for the most part at least, they have went for models that are as near perfection as their specific measurement requirements will allow. Babes like Kiara Cole, Britney Amber, and Katrina Kastro are sure to fulfill all those big booty fantasies, and they'd certainly turn the heads of plenty a non-ass-man to boot. A little more info on the model pages would have been nice, but since the casting department hit this one so far out of the park, I think we can let that slide.

Oh, and just because these girls have big booties, don't go thinking they're slobs. Truth be told, these chicks are quite athletic, a fact that shines through in the energetic sex and variety of positions on display in these scenes — something the camera operators did a superb job of capturing, giving us lucky viewers numerous tasty angles, P.O.V. included.

Each scene is an adventure. You usually get a variety of shooting locations, usually broken up into two major sets, and I detected a bit of a theme for gaming with the opening sets. There are scenes involving miniature golf, arcade games, batting practice, and even one that takes place at the roller rink. But no matter how whimsical things might start out, they are always deadly serious by the scene's conclusion — faces slathered in jizz and delicate holes painfully agape.

They do a fine job of sticking to the site's theme, though, with generous close-ups of the girl's rear-ends, and usually plenty of booty bouncing, too. Admittedly, some scenes were more ass-centric than others, but I challenge you to find one that isn't a tribute to the gluteus maximus.

I also quite like how they did the video pages. The descriptions are telling and colorful(pussies get pummeled and dicks are compared to deli meats), and in conjunction with the user comments and ratings, they serve as an excellent big booty menu.

I won't bore you too much with video talk, other than to tell you that they look good. You've got your choice of five different resolutions, and they run the gamut from 360p SD all the way up to 1080p HD. Those HD files can get awfully big around these parts, particularly with running times leaning toward the 50 minute mark, so it's a good thing download speeds average a very respectable 8 megs-per-second.

The picture galleries are very solid. The images are well lit, clear and crisp, and feature vibrant colors. There's also plenty of them. Expect an average of 190 high-resolution(1,620 x 911 pixels) shots in each set. ZIPs are there, too, in case you really like you what you see.

Other than the natural lack of updates for a site so new, there really isn't a whole lot to complain about here. I did, however, spot a few minor flaws. For some reason the latest update posted on the site is missing all of the higher end download options, limiting itself to 360p and 480p playback quality only. The update before that is similarly handicapped, allowing only for 360p, 480p, and 576p viewing. Strange.