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Total Messy

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When these babes raid the fridge it's not because they're hungry, it's because they're horny! No food is off limits, they carry no boundaries!
Site type: Pay site, category: Fetish, Bizarre
Complete review published on 06.11.2017
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Clean up on aisle porn! The tour area of this site left me feeling as if a shower would be called for, so I can only imagine what Iíll find within the walls of membership. This site seems to focus on hot babes that canít roll around in enough food particles and such to coat their shapely bodies. Apparently this is the fornicating version of a food fight with promises of nice quality in content.

[v]Content Amount(2.5)Last updated on February 08, 2019.

Over 54 videos about 5 minutes each (download)
DRM: No restrictions
WMV (1634kb/s, 720x576)
Over 48 galleries about 45 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Zip archives

[v]PricesLast updated on February 08, 2019.

$19.95 / one month (recurring)
$44.95 / three months (non-recurring)

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[v]Sample Galleries

Pantyless girls with dirty faces gag on dildo and show the most nasty kiss ever Tight bodied girl puts a huge doze of yogurt on her face and shaved pussy in the Alluring girl with sexy petite body strips nude and gets messy from top to toe


Well, after slipping and sliding my way into the main membership area of this site, Iím finding one thing for sure, in this reviewerís opinion, their navigation and breakdown of content is as messy as their footage. Iím trying to keep in mind this site is called, Total Messy, but somewhere along the line, their girls are from a group entitled, WAM (Wet and Messy), so theyíre basically blending content back and forth, which not only doesnít make a lot of sense, but, it makes for an unfriendly user guide. Getting a true count on content is going to be a nightmare, but I will do my best. One good thing Iím finding is they do seem to stick to the niche of messiness, and if thatís your thing, then Iíll do my best to report how well itís offered.

They use a lot of components in one sense of messy delight from this site, and in some ways, they donít. After figuring out I needed to click on the link of WAM Themes to get to the sets offered (which are a bit on the lower side), they have things broken down into categories, food, paint, lotion, etc. It seems like the imaginations might have been just a smidge limited because many of the sets seem to be the same, just a different girl. They show them in a shower stall, on the floor with water running eating cake, they have milk pouring all over their naked bodiesÖwhich by the way is very good for the skin, there are a few sets that feature cooking oil being drizzled from head to toe, again, that will be a great moisturizer during these winter months, and then there is also the ladies that have been painted from head to toe in different shades of seduction.

One thing that confuses me is why under the body paint area I find footage of cooking oilÖ.yeah, that pretty much sums up the way the navigation through this site went. I am going to give the benefit of the doubt and say that I hope there are no repeat sets since the count is on the smaller side to start with. I could see enjoying a bit of fridge items foreplay if youíre having a wild night with your boyfriend or girlfriend, just that little bit of whip cream placed in areas that the tongue will soon follow to devour, but, they are literally leaving very little of their bodies uncovered by whatever their medium of mess consists of. I did find a couple of sets where two women were sharing the shots of whip cream and more, but, for the most part itís solo that will ooze into a bit of masturbation.
As I mentioned before, the content from Total Messy is a bit disarray, nothing is broken down into videos and galleries, just the categories will all content listed through the counts. The videos come in one single format, WMV, which is my favorite, but a few more choices would have been nice. The download quality is above average which will make members happy, along with clip run times that arenít overly brief in their appearance to the screen. The download times are relatively quick, which helps and you will see the skin saturations taking place from beginning to finger fondling end.

Personally, I really did appreciate the body painting series of this site the most. There was something about seeing these girls taking on beautiful hues of horniness, leaving the whiteís of their eyes to truly make a loud statement into the lens. They almost take on a prowling sort of look, like a kitten thatís stretching their body to such lengths in that delicate sort of way, itís hard to explain but really was enjoyable to view.

The thumbs were nicely sized, organized with uniformity and a simple click will enlarge them to a size that will make any happy. Itís hard to argue with pixels such as, 980x1307, they filled my monitor very nicely and the clarity was kept with perfection. Nice touch with the pictures.


Well, this is where I normally find myself trying to find the right words to describe my enjoyable time spent with a site, but I didnít enjoy Total Messy so much. The layout was a bit user unfriendly, while also carrying a basic and blah presentation. They repeated the same mediums too much through content, meaning repeat products were used, just different girls. Only one format for video download, no extra perks, a small amount of content and no dates to show their activity. Itís softcore, could I suppose be considered a fetish, but mostly, in my opinion, a bit of a disappointment.
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