Totally Pantyhose

Once I'd logged in, I was greeted with a members area that was reminiscent of your typical bondage site, e.g., menacing black and grey color scheme, as well a simple, straight-forward navigation system. There was also a very warm welcoming message, assuring me that I'd come to the right place, a place for "the most devoted pantyhose fans and for the real pantyhose maniacs."

The page itself sports a user-friendly simple layout. There's a main menu at the top, which has all the basics: Home, Movies, Pictures, Support, etc. The right-hand side of the page is has links to the latest updates, and the middle is filled out with quick-links for their main categories: Pantyhose suits, Pantyhose + stockings, and fisting. Each of which, by the way, can be accessed in the form of full-length movies or, if you're prefer, a series of smaller clips.

As may have already guessed, all these hose-laden honies were too much temptation for me to fight off for long, so I went ahead and dived right in. And I must say, I'm glad I did. Simply put, expect a whole shitload of outrageous action. I saw women and men in hose, involved in MMF, FFM, and hot girl-on-girl action. In additon, there's foot worship, strap-ons, and a wide array of domination and humiliation. Versatility aside, one thing that all these scenes have in common is their ultra-hardcore nature. Hell, even their solo content involves fisting. Sadly, I cannot understand a single word anyone is saying, but these scenes aren't big on dialogue, anyway. Besides, watching a girl try to suck a cock cock through a stocking mask — and failing miserably — is the most fun I've had all week.

On a sidenote: I must to, once again, compliment them on their taste in models. These ladies all have fantastic legs, and watching them raise them in the air, curl their toes, and stroke their thighs, is just about enough to give this reviewer a permanent hardon. All too often sites in this genre neglect the leg and foot fetish which is, quite frankly, ridiculous. Thankfully that's not the case here.

Everything at Totally Pantyhose is shot primarily handheld, indoors, and with excellent lighting and few cuts. The camera-work is pretty damn good. It seems like their cameraman is always zooming in on the action, and once he finds something good, he stays put. Frankly, these are some of the hottest hose-themed movies I've watched in a long while. Which makes it all the more disheartening that they're offered in such a low quality.

The average scene here is served up in a Windows Media file with a paltry 720 x 576 resolution and a bitrate that isn't much better. Or you can download them in a series of clips. The latter is available in the DiVX format, although it's not any better in quality than the former. Far worse, actually. You have to give them a break there, though. In the main members page it's explained clearly that these clips are intended for dial-up users. What's hard to excuse is the total lack of streaming video. Combined with no HD video, or high-quality video in general, this puts them far behind the competition in terms of video tech.

The galleries, too, have a basic setup. There are no multiple resolutions, slide-shows, not even a full-gallery ZIP. What you will get is about 70 photographs, on average, with a resolution of 681 × 1,024 pixels. While these babies aren't as big as I'd like, they do look sharp and professionally shot. Expect to see wacky shots of models with hose over their head, spreading their pussies wide, and looking altogether bizarre. I saw a number of sets I'd have liked to have added to my collection. It's a shame that's not possible without download each image individually.

As far as bonuses are concerned, I think readers of erotica will be quite happy. There's a rather large collection of pantyhose themed stories from Pantyhose TV. Also, if you sign-up now you'll get access to Maximum Pantyhose, which houses a whole heap of hot nylon action.