Tubby Bob

The free trailers on this site are friggin' hysterical! Tubby Bob and his 4" penis strikes back! While 300lb. Bob gives hope of the rest of us getting laid, he seems like he's like a deer in the headlights when looking at a naked girl. I'm honestly quite surprised that Bob can get it up with the cameras around. But he does, and to watch him learn to fuck is nothing short of absolutely comedic!

A little background on Bob. He's a 28 year old virgin who's unemployed and still living at home with his parents. He grew up very sheltered, especially to all things sexual. So he's seeing and doing things for the first time on this site and it's amazing the stuff he's never even heard of. So they pay the girls cash to fuck Bob and the poor guy usually ends up prematurely ejaculating all over himself. However it's fun and interesting to re-live your virginity all over again with this site!

I really, really want to say all good things about this site. In theory, it is a great concept with amazing potential as a very humorous site. However at this time there are only 3 movies on the entire site. Yes, you heard right. Three. However since the site is only $9.99 non-recurring, it's worth to pay the ten bucks just to see this poor schlub get laid. Hopefully as they add more movies, the site will be bigger and better than what it is now. It was a big disappointment to see just three movies on the entire site.

Dialup modem users - stay far away from this site. The movies are only available in extreme high quality format and there is absolutely no way you'll be able to download these movies. Even on broadband it took me 30 minutes just to download one of the movies. My thoughts are that they should say somewhere in plain sight on the outside of the site that if you're on a 56K modem, you're out of luck. I'm guessing they get a lot of refund requests from modem users.

As I just mentioned, the movies are absolutely huge. They're all around an hour and they're all over 600MB to download! I think that's absolutely nuts. They should do like most porn sites and chop them up into smaller clips so that they can be downloaded easier. Besides, that way you can pick and choose which scenes you want to watch and not be forced to watch the whole movie from the beginning.

After downloading that bohemoth video, I began to watch it and noticed it wasn't that great of quality anyway! I mean of course it wasn't compressed or anything like that, but it was a far cry from what it could have been for that kinda file size. For the same size, they should have used DiVX codec and made the video DVD quality. These videos are actually quite interlaced (lots of horizontal lines during movement) and that is no fun to watch. Had they made it into a DiVX clip, the download time of 30 minutes might actually be worth it.

The video itself is just as funny as the trailers. Poor Tubby Bob learning to fuck is at best, pathetic. He gets verbal cues from the camera chick, but Bob just isn't a natural when it comes to sex. The movies are very funny and it has lots of entertainment value, I just wish there were more of them and offered in a different format.

Another site disappointment is the lack of bonus features. With only 3 movies on the entire site, you'd think they'd bulk it up with some bonus stuff. In actuality, there is a "bonus porn" link, but it goes to a message that reads: "Sorry, but we do not offer an additional 'bonus' porn material at this time. Please check back in the future as we will be adding content." Lame.

All in all I guess the site is worth the 10 bucks, but it's a disappointment that there are only 3 videos, and if you're on dialup, you're REALLY going to be disappointed. The disappointment of the lack of content could be rectified if they had some bonus materials on the site, but at this time they don't. Try it out if you're on broadband with a few hours to kill. Stay away if you're still on 56K.