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Crotch Buffet

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Real men are on offer at this non-stop man on man sex buffet! Every dish is a hunk. With platefuls of cock and ass captured in top quality movies.
Site type: Pay site, category: Gay, Gay Hunks
Complete review published on 05.17.2017
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It’s an all you can eat stud stop at this site! And studs they certainly are. From the tour pages you can clearly see that this site is about men who are older than twinks but younger than oldies. These guys are masculine and butch. Toned bodies, chest hair and huge cocks wait for you and you’re in for some hard action in movies and image galleries. So come on in if you’re hungry for man sex.

[v]Content Amount(2)Last updated on July 18, 2017.

Over 61 videos about 20 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
MP4 (1500kb/s, 640x480)
Flash (640x480)
Over 6 galleries about 45 pictures each
+ Video captures, Zip archives
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on July 18, 2017.

$29.95 / one month (recurring)
$59.95 / three months (recurring)
$89.5 / one year (recurring)
free / two days (recurs at $39.95/month!)
Billings: CCBill, Epoch
Terms: Cancel policy is 3 days notice
Payment options: Credit Cards

[v]Sample Galleries

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So what’s on the menu at this site when you get to the members’ area? For starters you’ll see that you have a support area, a friends area – links and shopping opportunities – and your bonus sites. (You get access to three twink sites when you join Crotch Buffet.) But the main course here is the movie department so let’s sit down and feast our eyes on what’s on offer there.

When I called in there were 19 individual, full length movies featuring some very hung and hot dudes. Each movie is available in two stream or download formats. Here’s the technical bit, the recipe if you like: High speed video is served up at WMV 700 kbps or MPG at 650 kbps; Low speed comes to your table at WMV 56 or 128 kbps and MPG 350 kbps, so whether you’re on a fast food or A la Carte connection you shouldn’t miss out and will find a download speed to suit. Each movie is divided into sections, think of them as individual dishes that make up a whole horny meal. The longer the movie the more dishes it is divided into, three parts for the 15 minute movies or 8 for the 40 minute movies – yes there are some pretty big meals at this site!
Each movie comes with its own image gallery, stills taken from the film, and most galleries have around 80 or 90 images in them. These you can view as a slideshow, individually by clicking thumbnails up to full screen, or you can download a zip file and view later; a kind of takeaway if you like – as we are using the food analogy.

So, you’ve seen what’s on the menu – and it is exactly as you were promised on the tour – so what’s the content like? How hunky and edible are the guys at this site and, more importantly, what are the crotches like? Well, I’d reckon there is no one under 25 so we’re not talking twinks here. On the other hand none of the guys have reached their sell by date so what you have are beefcakes and mature slabs of steak with a few younger, spring greens thrown in. If you’re hungry for hardcore, man on man sex action, if you need filling up with meaty bodies, fleshy cocks and non-stop ass pounding and if you’re craving for something really satisfying then book a table at this site. You won’t go hungry that’s for sure. The only guys who are hungry are the well built studs who just can’t stop cramming every available hole with cock-sausage… I think I’ve over done the food references now. I’m going to watch another hot Crotch Buffet movie and give myself my just deserts.


It’s rude to talk with your mouth full – but it’s great to see the Crotch Buffet guys with their mouths (and asses) full of hunky, mature but not stale, cock. This is a great site for us who like men between 25 and 45 and who like our hardcore sex viewing to feature men rather than boys. Well produced full length movies with a variety of viewing options, great customer care and three bonus sites too. If I were you I’d reserve your place at the table now!
Inspector: Luke Preston
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