Hospital Secrets

Just so you know, they claim everything on Hospital Secrets is exclusive material, and from the looks of the membership page, there is a nice amount of it. They may wear the white coats and have a stethoscope, but they let their dicks hide behind the coats to use as a rectal thermometer. This isn’t a hospital for the sick, it’s one for those needing licked. You can bet every script written out by these doctors will call for your medicine to be taken either orally or rectally. If you’ve every had a fantasy about your care giver, especially a gay fantasy, then this site was put together with you in mind.

In checking out the exclusive photo section first we find there are 28 galleries with approximately 140 images each gallery, however, some do go well over the 200 mark in snapshots. They are pretty good quality shots, personally I think the clarity could have been a bit better, but they definitely give you a great amount of material to take your time going through…if you can wait that is. The thumbnails are nicely sized at, 120x160, so you have no need for squinting to see what the image holds and whether you want a better, more enlarged look of it. Some of these images are done in a side-ways type of capture, I guess to grab the width of the act, but it’s not showing good taste or judgment in my opinion. The largest of enlargements offered here brings the pictures in at, 1280x960 pixels. So, great close up, but please do get rid of the side shot, it’s not professional. If it had straightened itself out once enlarged that wouldn’t have been so bad, but it didn’t, and that part did not impress me at all. The enlargements were a bit more clear than the thumbnails on this site.

The images loaded so-so on quickness, so a bit of waiting to see exactly what you’re getting. The lighting was pretty good in most of them, but a few came in a bit darker than what you might like, makes it a bit difficult to see the action until you blow them up. They do show how these doctors know exactly where to touch and they have a great bed-side manner!

In opening up the exclusive video section of Hospital Secrets, I was a bit confused. They had nice advertising images, but below each separate one it said, “5 movies” or “3 movies.” When checking it out, I found that these are clips of the same movie, not different videos. So to my count you’re getting 15 videos with 3-5 clips for each one. When clicking on a specific picture there is a message that comes up stating, “For viewing this movie you should have Windows Media Player, or Real Player, or QuickTime, or others.” “Or others???” Excuse me, but where does that come from? If you have a certain call for certain formats, then list them all, don’t just classify them as “others,” not a feather in the cap for that one.

This clips run in the neighborhood of 13MB, so you’re getting about 3 minutes of play out of each one. There were no options given for watching the movies in their entirety, but they are offered as streaming or downloadable. They also didn’t give you the choice of high or low bandwidth settings, so watch you see is pretty much what you get on this site. The videos were slow in loading and the quality wasn’t as clear as I would have liked them to be, there was a distinctive fuzziness to the films, there is some real lacking acts of quality on this website in my opinion.

In clicking on the “Bonus” link I was surprised by a gay array of even more images, granted we were out of the realm of Hospital Secrets, but it was all gay oriented. Here we find approximately 120 more galleries of images that hold different amounts. Some are as small as 15, while others go up to over 200. From the looks of things there are some meaty members on here that I’d think twice about forcing into my mouth, but these guys have their balls to the wall and they are taking as much of every thick, fat inch that they can.

Apparently some of the links don’t work on this site because when I clicked on the choice for Forum, it took me right back to the home membership page, so I’ll mark it as being available, but good luck on getting into it. Maybe it’s just a glitch that needs to be fixed by the Webmaster. Stories are also advertised but forget reading anything juicy because that link doesn’t work either. They have some serious problems with this website…is there a doctor in the house?