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Bikini Hookups

What does it take to get an average guy laid on the beaches of South Florida? A pussymongering Fairy Godfather and a whale of a story is all you need for the fish to bite.
Site type: Pay site, category: Babes, Video, Reality, Bikini
Complete review published on 04.26.2010
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[v]Intro promises(4.5)

Bikini Hookups is filled with exclusive videos of real guys picking up girls on the beach and convincing them to give up some bikini-clad booty. Each episode comes with approximately 45 minutes of video and hundreds of photos. I watched a couple of the video samples and they were enough to make me want to see more. The tour doesn't reveal how often Hookups is updated with a new episode, but there are already 4 pages of sample clips for you to choose from. With your membership, you will also get access to 3 bonus sites All Teens, Real Hardcore, and Web Young. In addition to the exclusive videos and bonus sites, Hookups includes XXX videos and photo galleries in several niches, live video feeds, adult games, and e-zines.

[v]Content Amount(3.5)Last updated on February 27, 2013.

Over 56 videos about 12 minutes each (download)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Multi-Bandwidth
MPEG (700kb/s, 320x240)
WMV (700kb/s, 320x240)
Over 56 galleries about 240 pictures each
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on March 01, 2013.

$4.95 / three days (recurring)
$29.95 / one month (recurring)
$69.95 / three months (recurring)

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[v]Sample Galleries

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South Florida is known for beautiful women and decadent fun. But can an average out-of-towner score with a hot beach babe? The premise of Bikini Hookups is this: some regular schmuck who can't get laid in his own town goes to Sunny Florida where a pimpin' porn producer plays Cupid and shows him how to hookup with some easy tail. Unfortunately, it isn't always so easy. Sometimes, the girls need a little convincing (or tricking) that's where the fun comes in.

The newest episode appears at the very top of the member's area page. The episode is clearly marked with the date it was added to the site and includes a short description. Every episode comes with both photo and video galleries. The photo galleries contain thumbnailed photos seperated into several different areas the "Pick Up Gallery", "Oral Gallery", and "Fucking Gallery". The photos are created from the video screen captures and at full size, they are all perfectly crisp and clear.

Next, on to the videos. There are currently 3 full pages of Hookups episodes and they are adding new ones each and every week. You can choose to view them in high speed, medium speed, and low speed, depending on your internet connection. The videos will stream in Windows Media Player or you can download them to your hard drive. The streaming video is extremely clear and not choppy at all.

The videos are always divided into 3 parts the "Pick Up" scene, "Oral " scene, and "Fuck" scene. For the newest episode, this site does something that is one of my biggest pet peeves. They break the videos into three parts, then make members wait a few days between each part, stretching the update over several days. AAARRRGH! In the current update, the Pick Up video was already there, but the Oral video wasn't sceduled to be added until Sunday and the Fuck video scheduled for Tuesday. The entire update only spans across 5 days or so. However, I personally would rather have a slightly longer time between updates and be given the entire 45 minute video at once.

When it comes to the girls, Hookups gives members a nice variety. They're all amateurs, but they range from redheaded Euro-babes to blonde surfer girls, to lust-filled Latinas. A lot of the girls are just 18, but there are also a few hot MILF's who fall for the Hookup. My favorite Hookups scene was "Jason & Samantha". Samantha is a tight 18 year old Latina who they pick up by convincing her that they are casting for a movie. It's the oldest trick in the book, but she falls for it hook, line, and sinker. The best part of that video is hearing the little Latin minx moan and groan in high-pitched Spanish.

Porn is like pizza even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. Hookups is far from "bad", it's actually pretty close to wonderful. But, there are no surprises. Every video follows the same pickup, oral, fucking timeline. I would have liked to see a little more variety in there. All of the sex scenes are also one-on-one, throwing in a few good threesome scene could inject a little more life into the site. Watching two people fuck is always cool, but when I look at porn, I like to see the kind of sex that I don't personally get to have everyday.

This site is big on member participation. There's a comment box where you can enter a message to be sent to the site owners. They encourage members to write to them with special requests or comments about the episodes. If you're lucky, they might even choose you to go to South Florida and star in one of the Hookups videos.

In addition to all the exclusive movies that this site offers, there are also a ton of "extras" for you to explore. The photo section contains hundreds of thousands of photos and they have the best organization that I've seen yet. They are all neatly categorized and broken down into sections with the number of photos in each section clearly marked.

The video extras section features many streaming movies from other successful reality sites such as BrunoB and Hardcore Training as well as videos from Peter North's Anal Addicts series, Behind the Scenes with Aria Giovanni, and vintage porn movies from That 70's Porn. There are dozens more video feeds in almost every niche imagineable and they all give you a chance to rate them on a scale from 1 to 10.

Your Hookups membership also gives you free access to 3 bonus sites All Teens, Real Hardcore, and Web Young. You can login with your Hookups username and password and enjoy all the content that these 3 extra sites has to offer. None of them feature exclusive content like Hookups, but the sites are still full of fuck videos, photos, and a healthy content library.


The girls inside Bikini Hookups all have a very pretty, amateur appeal. You won't find any porn stars and very few (if any) fake tits. These girls are homegrown and all-natural. The video scenes would benefit from a little added variety throw in a threesome or a great anal scene every now and then. But overall, Hookups is at least somewhere in my top 20. The videos are long and plentiful and the updates are done regularly.
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