Club Red Light

The main members area at Club Red Light is easy enough to navigate; the left-hand side of the page lets you organize content by scene — including date, rating and number of views — or porn star — same as scenes, but with the additional of an alphabetical arrangement. So far, so good. What was even better, though, was their genres list, which includes all the classic staples like teen, D.P., M.I.L.F., and threesome as well as more debauched categories like cum-swapping, shemales, and rim-jobs. There's 43 in total, and I think that, outside if necrophiliacs and fans of bestial sex, they've got pretty much everyone covered. On that note, I noticed a number of fantasy themes while perusing the archives. So those into wild scenarios and sexy costumes will fight right in at the club.

Oh, and while we're on the subject of the archive, I did a little digging and came to a few conclusions. First off, the sites update like crazy. Their archives goes all the way back to '01. Back then they'd do a big dump every week or so, but now there's at least one new scene and set every single day. Likewise, there's a steady growth in their model stable. As I write this there's over 1,600 babes — from pristine teens to wise and experienced MILFs. Yep, I think it's fair to say these guys have got their shit together.

Another area of the site that greatly impressed me was, well, the whole videos section in general. If you look back through the archive, they were offering multiple formats and resolutions, even in their earliest updates. And the latest episodes are available in a stellar 1080p HD. If that doesn't suit you, though, don't fret. There are lower res alternatives, including a nice looking Windows Media file. The streaming video looks great, too, and doesn't stuffer from those annoying buffer hiccups. Tech mumbo jumbo aside, what really sets these clips apart — aside from sheer hotness and production values — is that they're so darn long. Most sites skimp on running time, but not these guys. On average you can expect 25 minutes. However, don't be surprised if your scene goes as long as 45 or 50 minutes.

That's not to say the video section of the site is perfect — far from it, actually. The most glaring flaw, I'd have to say, is the paltry number of H.D. videos. The first high-def scene was posted in March of 2012, and out of the 676 scenes on the site, only 219 of them are high-definition as of November of 2012. Being so late to the game on H.D. wasn't the best choice. Hopefully they can make up for it with sheer numbers and their awesome style. But as some small form of consolation, this gives them a peculiar cross-appeal that brings together audiences that might not otherwise mingle — the snob and the pure glutton. Weird.

Though not quite as bad, I still think it's safe to say they also dropped the ball with their model index. I mean, they've got nearly 2,000 girls from all over the globe, many of them big names, and they don't provide any info on them other than a first and last name? Not even a bio? I realize this can be tough for multiple reasons, but zero info on any of the girls is simply unacceptable, guys. If not for me, do it for the babes. They deserve it.

And if you'd allow me just one more correction, it'd have to be the picture galleries. I know still photography isn't really this network's forte, but the low res images and near total lack of options just isn't cutting it. With almost every other area of the site, there's been a steady improvement throughout the years. With the photos, however, it's just been trading one problem for another, e.g., the lack of ZIPs on old sets and now the ZIPs being the only option.

Let's end on a positive note, though, shall we? Out of the 15 sites housed on the network, only 3 have gone defunct(Toe Service, You Think You Can Squirt, and Choke On My Load) which is actually pretty darn good ... well, not the loss of Toe Service. I actually quite liked that one. Still, Cum Stained Casting Couch and Ass Crazed are pretty awesome, too. But I'm sure you'll find your own favorites if you take the plunge and sign-up.