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Cum Blast City

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If the facials produced by mere mortals aren't grotesque enough for you, then you may want to give these fellas a try. They can cum for days.
Site type: Pay site, category: Cum Shots
Complete review published on 10.19.2017
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One only need glance at the tour to see that Cum Blast City lives up to its name. I lost count of the animated GIFs featuring girls taking grotesquely over-the-top facials. They describe it as a "cum bath" on the tour, and I think that's rather apt. In addition to jizz covered hotties, members also can look forward to 8 bonus sites, "blazing fast" download speeds, and bonus access that amounts to over 1,200 videos and 400 models.

[v]Content Amount(4.5)Last updated on October 23, 2017.

Over 390 videos about 10 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
MP4 (3000kb/s, 1280x720)
MP4 (1500kb/s, 720x576)
Over 390 galleries about 80 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Video captures, Zip archives
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on October 23, 2017.

$29.9 / one month (recurring)
$59.9 / three months (recurring)
$94.8 / one year (non-recurring)

[v]Sample Videos

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All 50 videos from Cum Blast City  

[v]Sample Galleries

Two nasty cowgirls jerking off dicks in the car in expectation of the heavy cumshots Brunette gets her monster tits out in front of the monitor and milks fake cock Cum hungry cutie gets her juicy titties and sweet mouth fucked before her fuck buddy explodes Long legged slim granny turns boy on with her fake boobs and jerks him off Four-eyed eyed brunette flashes her natural tits as she gives headjob to one lucky dude


The content at Cum Blast City is quite diverse. It seems that absolutely no one in this sticky metropolitan is safe from massive blasts of cum to the face. I've seen petite teens, MILFS, even GILFs taking ridiculous facials. It doesn't matter what your race is, either. There are white girls, blacks, and Latinas.

Hell, the variety sometimes even carries over the blasters. For instance, I just finished watching a scene for a hot Latina MILF jerks and sucks off a midget. Despite his small stature, he was capable of producing a mighty load that would rival that of any seasoned porno star.

Getting back to the starlets, though, I was quite impressed with how many fresh faces I saw. They managed to find a surprising number of amateurs, and I think they fit well as these scenes have an all around amateur feel to them. The camera work, the sound, and especially the "acting" are all what one would expect to find in a B porno. Ordinarily this would put me off, but I honestly think they give these scenes an odd sort of charm or character.

Another big plus about these scenes is that there are a whole lot of 'em. The archive dates a fair ways back, so they have managed to amass 390 scenes and sets. What's more, all of the recent updates are available in a good looking 720p HD format.

I wouldn't count on these numbers continuing to grow at a rapid pace, though. The site used to update, at minimum, once per week. In the past few months, however, they slowed down to every other week, then just a lone update each month. Things took a decided turn for the worst in June, which had no updates, whatsoever. Hopefully this is only a momentary lapse. I'll certainly be keeping my fingers crossed.

I also can't say I'm happy with the fact they chose to only allow their videos to be downloaded in one single format and resolution. Worse yet, the bulk of these scenes are not available in high-definition. So, if high playback quality is a must for you, you'd do good to start looking for a different facial site.

Each scene also comes with an attached photo gallery. Like the videos, the photos look quite amateur. But they are well lit and framed in such a way that you are likely to find your fair share of keepers. If you're going that route, though, I recommend you go for the ZIPs, as they hold images with much higher resolutions than those featured on the site.

Unfortunately, one of the sites biggest flaws is one of its key components. It seems that all of these cum shots are merely special effects. Every time one of these guys is about to cum, without fail, there is an edit just before. If you watch carefully, it becomes painfully obvious that the actual cum is being shot from behind or to the side of the penis with what I guess to be some sort of air compressor and hose. I suppose with loads this unnaturally large, that's about the only way you are going to pull this off. Well, at least in any volume. Unless, of course, you just want to use the same fountain-cumming freak scene after scene. Still, I can't help be a little disappointed. Like a kid who caught a bad angle at a magic show . . . . Bummer.

Even if this site never updates again, you can take solace in the fact that your membership includes access to 8 other sites, the bulk of which also specializing in handjobs. Admittedly, you aren't goin got see loads quite as big as these, but that's to be expected, right? I highly recommend Petite 18 and See Mom Suck.


If you're looking for facials so huge that they aren't humanly possible, then Cum Blast City is your destination. My only concern is that they have recently slowed down their update schedule to the point that there were no updates posted whatsoever in the month of June. I'm hoping that this is only a momentary hiatus. But even if it's not, you can take comfort in those 8 killer bonus sites.
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