Super Twink

The big, brash comic strip feel of the tour continues in the members’ area where the home page splashes up with news about upcoming episodes, existing ones and links to the various parts of the site. I started with the All Episodes page to see how much of this daft content there was to enjoy. (I got some internal server/page not found errors by the way, but did manage to get to the pages by persevering – just go back and try again if this happens to you, it was probably a temporary fault anyway.)

I found seven episodes with titles like ‘The ultimate battle’ and ‘The erection police’. You’ll need either Quicktime or Windows Media Player 9 to run the movies are there are links to the downloads at the top of the page. Beneath them you’ll find the episodes and a short descriptions about each one. The ones I downloaded and ran (as opposed to viewing them in their own on-line player which was a bit small) were 320 x 240 and ran at 291 kbps but weren’t as bad a visual quality as you might think. What was a bit cringe-making was the dialogue: straight guy is playing with himself, in leaps Super Twink with a rather naff ‘Da da da! I am Super Twink and I am here to help you…’ There then followed some badly acted dialogue followed by two guys having sex and not looking like they were really into it and, after 25 minutes of this, I was kind of dozing off.

As there were only those seven episodes on that page I went to the Upcoming Episodes to see when there may be some more. I wasn’t told exactly when the next one would be uploaded only that I should ‘check back often’. Is this some dastardly way to try and retain members, I wondered, or is Super Twink really out there making more fun porn that involves cute boys and gay sex? There was no way of knowing really as there were no dates telling me when things had been uploaded. And it didn’t matter really as, when I clicked the upcoming video link, the clip started to buffer and play anyway so maybe it was already uploaded and not put on the right page yet? Who knows? It’s a mystery that only this site can sort out…

So over to the gallery page to check out what images there are in the hope that here may be loads and the exclusive content amount on this site would therefore be boosted. I found ten thumbnails that led to new windows containing individual galleries. These had around 200 pics each and told stories, kind of. Super Twink meets his adversary, there’s a mock punch-up which was only lacking the ‘ker-boom’ and ‘zap’ balloons of Batman that then led on to a sex scene. There was another scenario where a straight looking butch guy gets undressed by the gay superhero and then fucks his twinky ass. And so on. The image quality and size (900 x 600) was good and the other guys appearing were sexy but there was something about Super Twink himself that put me off. I think it was because he looked like a bad Radical Drag Queen from the early days of Gay Liberation, circa 1973 and that just didn’t float my boat.

Back at the home page – having now exhausted the exclusive content – it was time to see what those extra sites held in sore. You have five on the list plus some 20 ‘bonus’ feed sites. The main site to view, in my opinion, from the extra sites list, is Gay Hitcher as this contains 14 exclusive episodes and image galleries. The format of the story is the same: young guy gets picked up and fucked by a horny older guy and you can download the vids and pics. The other sites that you can access have some different content on them but are basically the same. They contain an amount of feed site links and some different photo galleries and the subject matter is mainly twinks or guys with big cocks – including ridiculously morphed ones that will make you giggle.