Class 5B

Class 5B offers a little basic site information, mostly how to get around and certain codecs you may need to view them. Honestly, though, if you need help finding your way around this site then you better stop hitting the sauce, because it's about as simple and and straight-forward as it gets. The only difficulty you may encounter is a bout with Carpel tunnel syndrome from scroll down 8 miles of page. You see, they've listed everything — videos and pictures alike — all on one page with mini-descriptions and a couple of thumbnails to go by.

Since the first thing I happened to click on was a photo gallery, I guess you could say that's the "section" of the site I checked out first. Truth be told, I was a little down by what I found. The pictures of a decent quality for what appears to be screen shots. On the downside there's no multiple resolution choices, slide-show, or anything else to really make things juicy. There are quite a few pictures in each gallery though, if that means anything to you. Personally, I prefer quality over quantity, but to each his own.

On a more positive note, I think you'll find that the site offers a nice level of play-back quality on all of their scenes. Scanning through the various updates I found varying resolutions in several different formats, the bulk of them, however, seemed to be Windows Media and DivX files. Resolutions, even on older updates, are above average and certainly cutting edge for their time. The latest offerings are near high-definition quality with a huge resolution and a level of clarity you'd expect from your average DVD. I also dig how they've just listed each video in the archive instead of just scattering giving them all separate but identical pages, which is often more tedious than helpful. The synopsis and other information added and the thumbnails are more than enough to make a quick decision. The only downfall I can see is a lack of multi-bandwidth options or streaming video. I guess you just can't have it all.

Whilst video quality, proper formats, and fancy sets are all good and well, it's just lipstick on a pig if the fucking isn't done right. It seems that this site's strong front would be in the actual action more than anything else, however. Cherubic faced school-girls, often in groups of 3 or more, tease, taunt, and otherwise mistreat slovenly sissies and sometimes even other chicks. They've really covered a wide array of niches, from face sitting, foot worship and sniffing, tramping, spanking, strap-ons, even water sports.

Watch in horror as these babes spit in guy's mouths, smack them, and fart in their faces. Or, if you'd prefer a little one-on-one action, you can try some of the P.O.V. scenes where you can be bossed around and mocked like the sniveling little bitch that you truly are. Just be sure and fasten your safety belt first, 'cause it's one hell of a ride, babe.

Another thing I really liked was their subtle usage of music. Instead of overbearing, loud music like we're usually forced to endure if we wanna hear those wonderful moans and sloppy wet sloshing noises, they've turned the music much farther down in the mix, which makes it sit snuggly in the background, very organic. Another big plus is steady handheld work and an operator with sense enough to know when to go in for an amazing close-up shot. And believe you me — when you've got four amazingly gorgeous porn stars in the same frame, these opportunities come up often. It's all about knowing when and how — something they seem to have mastered.