Deep Throat TV

Once I entered my ID and password, I was greeted with a members page that had a decidedly bare-bones look about it — a certain amateur quality that, quite frankly, worried me a little. I have to admit, however, it quite easy on the eyes; at the top of the page, set against a baby-blue backdrop, there's a, admittedly, hot banner on which there are 8 or more girls with very busy mouths. Directly below you'll find the main menu, which only houses the bare necessities: News, Videos, Archive, Friends. The 'News' button, by the way, subs for a home button. As far as news is concerned, I guess they mean links to the site's latest updates, which can be found at the bottom of the page. Oh, there are links to bonus sites, also, but other than that, there's not much else.

Just as the tour indicated, there's an abundance of hot porn stars floating around here. That's not to see there aren't amateurs, too, though. I saw quite a few unknown gals, of varying ages and ethnic backgrounds, who all seemed to share a fondness for cock. The settings varied as wildly as the women. One moment I was watching a quiet, P.O.V. style bedroom setup and the next I was whisked away to a tropical paradise or poolside at a luxurious resort. Some may find this approach a little sloppy, suspecting the content to be hastily thrown together, but I found the diverse mixture works well. Sort of like those breakfast cereal variety packs, only with blow job pornography instead of multi-colored bran-based pellets. You'll certainly never be bored, that's for sure.

The content itself does not disappoint. The more complex shoots, in particular, really deliver 100%. There were some spectacular close-ups of gooey facials and girls mouths literally being stretched to their limits by the shear girth of some four-odd penises. That's another thing, a lot of these scenes seem to get rather intense. So you might want to ask your Grandparents to leave the room before viewing some of the more advanced material. All the more reason they should consider including a detailed synopsis. As is, it's often unclear of just exactly what's going on in a video before you watch it — well, other than sucking dick, of course.

As I mentioned earlier, I don't mind if a site has a simplistic layout, so long as it gets the job done. And I honestly felt it wouldn't be an issue here. However, once I started downloading videos I noticed what I can only categorize as an obnoxious design flaw. Say you find a video you look, one with some real hot bitch having her mouth stretch by multiple 23-inch dicks at once — a common occurrence 'round these parts — so you click the link. Well, you'll be redirected to page containing the same thumbnail you just clicked. If you click that one, you'll be taken to a page with two links: one for streaming and one for downloads. I have to ask, why on earth are all these redundant links necessary? Why not just put all the links on one page, throw in some thumbnails, possibly a synopsis, and call it a day? It just seems overcomplicated and clumsy to me.

Even the video quality is a bit of a mixed bag at Deep Throat TV. Some scenes looking absolutely stunning whilst others have video quality so poor that you'll seriously have to question whether or not they're VHS transfers. So far they're only available in the Windows Media format. Running times vary, and sometimes longer videos are broken down into a series of smaller, 5-10 minute clips. On the bright side, play-back on the higher-end videos was passable and it would appear that the a lot of the content leans more in that directly. Still, though, I can't help but feel a bit underwhelmed here.

Now, depending on which membership package you choose, you're gonna have access to anywhere from 14-38 bonus sites. If you're into the more kinkier of the fetishes or just like being shocked in general, you're in for a treat. The list seems to be compromised of nothing but freaky shit — GILF, bukkake, hardcore BDSM, even midgets. I love it!