Facial Abuse

Upon logging in I was redirected to an Adult Doorway portal. There were 10 sites listed under this category, including such tasty choices as Joe The Pervert and That 70s Site. As temping as this was, I had a job to do, and a genuine inkling to some some truly brutal face fucking. Once I got the Facial Abuse members area, very little had changed. Aside from the color scheme, which went from a subtle black and grey to a more striking, and, in my opinion, much more appropriate, devilish red. The page itself is about as user-friendly as it gets. The main menu, which sits at the top of the page, has only two buttons: Home and Behind The Scenes. There's really no need for anything else, because directly below you'll find all of the sites updates spread throughout a series of pages. Perhaps not the fanciest layout in the world, but it sure gets the job done.

The model selection here is phenomenal. Several races, looks, and age brackets are represented. Like girls with tattoos and piercings? Check. Or perhaps you prefer them to have a more natural look? Check. Skinny girls? You bet! Fat girls? They've got them, too. Hell, the only types I don't remember seeing were midgets and aboriginals, but I'm sure they're working on it as I write this. It really is refreshing to see a site with so many everyday, girl next door types. It makes it all the more shocking and boner-inducing when things get crazy. And they really do get crazy ....

Honestly, when I saw the bit in the tour about making the girls upchuck their lunches, I thought maybe it was a little exaggeration to entice members into joining. And I certainly didn't expect it to be routine. Boy, was I ever wrong. I was taken aback by the raw, near unbridled brutality displayed here. I remember watching a scene where a girl was backhanded with what appeared to be full power, right in the jaw. In another scene, I saw a girl throat fucked by a beast of a man without a trace of compassion; he could have cared less that her eyes were bulging out of her head from a lack of oxygen, and when the torrent of vomit sprayed out of her mouth, he simply laughed.

Usually when I encounter a site where the girls supposedly don't know what they're getting into, it just comes off as hokey and fake. But watching some of these scenes, I really do have to wonder if this is legit. The tears and welts definitely are not. To make matters even hotter, the facials are some of the best I've ever seen. I'm telling you, pal, these guys must be on some sort of "performance enhancers," because their seminal output is amazing. If I didn't see it shoot out their cocks with my own eyes, I'd swear up and down that it was fake. It's so white, so thick, so disgusting. I love it!

Altogether there are 756 so far, and newer updates come with five separate download options spread out over three different formats: Windows Media, Quicktime, and MPEG. Alas, there's not yet a HD quality option. I'm happy to report, however, that the High-Quality single definition videos look great, and have excellent playback quality. But Mozilla users beware: I could not get any of the Windows Media files to download in either FireFox or Seamonkey. Clicking the download links simply causes the scene to stream through your browser. Usually this is easily alleviated by simply right-clicking the link and choosing save-target-as in the drop-down menu. That doesn't work here, though. I finally got them to work through Internet Explorer, which is fine, but I think a lot of you probably aren't fans of IE. This is a definite design flaw, and one they should seriously consider fixing A.S.A.P.

The photo galleries were great. Honestly, with the way things are setup, I was expecting low grade screen caps, but there are actually some good looking photos here. And if it weren't for the watermark and lack of resolution options, I'd rate this section of the site pretty highly. One of its strong suits is the sheer quantity provided in each gallery. You can expect at least 200 images in each one, and some guy as high as 500+. In addition, most of the galleries are offered up in a ZIP file, which really cums in handy if you find that special set.

One of the perks of being a member here is that you're given access to 26 additional sites on the Adult Doorway, Ghetto Doorway, and Hardcore Doorway networks. As you can imagine, this results in a rather colorful mixture of enthralling bonus content. More than enough to keep you busy between the weekly updates.