SPLOSH ME REVIEW

 
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Site Rating (3.4)
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Splosh Me

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Splosh Me consists of super messy food play! These girls get all messed up in the sticky mess of their food fun and they're barely recognizable!
Site type: Pay site, category: Bizarre
Complete review published on 11.01.2012
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[v]Intro promises(3.5)

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A fun fetish site featuring girls who never learned not to play with their food! Pudding, cakes, jelly, chocolate syrup, ice cream and more! Whether this site will get you hungry or horny, you'll definitely evoke a reaction to Splosh Me! All of the girls get horny while they're having their messy food fun, so it's common to see them masturbate and engage in kinky insertions! It's a true party in your pants!

[v]Content Amount(3)Last updated on June 10, 2014.

Videos:
Over 148 videos about 13 minutes each (download)
DRM: No restrictions
Format:
WMV (2420kb/s, 1280x720)
WMV (1200kb/s, 640x360)
WMV (1000kb/s, 640x480)
QuickTime
Pictures:
Over 26 galleries about 150 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Video captures, Zip archives

[v]PricesLast updated on July 08, 2014.

$24.95 / one month (recurring)
$44.95 / two months (recurring)
$64.95 / three months (recurring)
Billing: CCBill
Payment options: Credit Cards, Online Check

[v]Sample Videos

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[v]Sample Galleries

Splosh Me / Gallery #3324538 Splosh Me / Gallery #2485142 Fair haired slim bride covers her slim body with food keeping her wedding veil on Pigtailed brunette teen covers her nipples with ketchup as she eats in the nude on breakfast Nude Jocelyn begging for sploshing
All 7 galleries from Splosh Me  

[v]Impression(3)

Hmmm, I've definitely never come across a site like this one before. I'm not sure I understand it sexually, but it sure looks like a lot of fun! They offer things like girls being pummelled with gallons of milk, chicks oozing around in sticky peanut butter and jelly, whores get messy with an ice cream facial and lots more messy foot items. Well whatever turns you on! As long as it's all consentual, I'm all for it!

On the inside, they feature all of their latest updates. It appears that they update the site several times a month with new content. I don't know if their content is all original or not. I can't imagine there is much of a calling for this, it seems pretty specialized, so they must have to shoot their own content. However that is just my speculation.

One interesting thing about this site is that they use the same girls over and over again. On most sites you'll find that each model has one or maybe two different episodes. These girls have several sets among them. In all, they only offer seven girls, but I find each and every one of them to be cute so I didn't really mind seeing the same girl.

What I was completely amazed at is the quality of the pictures. They all appear to be professionally shot, glamour-type photos. The photos on the outside tour pages are completely misleading of what is to be found inside. The pictures inside are of extremely high quality and ultra clear pics! Perhaps it's the web design of the site that makes the photos look amateurish on the tour pages, but needless to say, I was completely stunned after seeing some of these stellar high resolution pics.


Unfortunately the site navigation and web design ruins the site a bit for me. I can never fault someone for bad graphic design, but I can fault them for poor navigation and a non-user friendly site. Splosh Me is steeped in frames and looking at the thumbnails that appear in a frame and you have to scroll down to see them all and then you have to scroll sideways to look at the big picture - it sounds confusing, doesn't it? Well, it is. I was completely put off by the poor site usability. They have some incredible looking pictures here, they should really showcase them properly.

I was glad to see that all of the video clips are in WMV format. Although they are a big too large for dialup modems to download, they were offered as streaming movies to view on dialup (although your stream may continue to stutter and buffer). For a 4 minute clip, they were approximately 25-30MB, and I really enjoyed the large screen viewing size at 640x480.

In addition to the nice photos and videos they offer at this site, they only have one other site feature called "Mega Pics". These are extremely high resolution pictures (3000x2000) of different girls that you can download and save. Some of these are so big, they're nearly life-sized!

Overall I was completely impressed with the photography and videography of this site. I felt the site usability could be a lot better and the tour pages should definitely be re-designed by a designer who can truly display the excellent quality images inside of the site. If messy food play is your thing, then you will be completely thrilled with this site!

[v]Conclusion(3.4)

Incredible quality, high resolution digital images that are not well represented on the outside tour pages. I was shocked and amazed to see the high quality images inside the site after seeing the average quality images on the outside. All wet n' messy fun with food, these girls look like they're having a ball!
Inspector: P.J.
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