THE CLASSIC PORN REVIEW

 
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The Classic Porn

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There are certain things that should be reminisced with fondness, and the naughty porn footage of our yester-year is certainly one of those things.
Site type: Pay site, category: Video, Vintage, Hardcore
Complete review published on 05.16.2014
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[v]Intro promises(4.5)

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How many remember the first dirty picture or movie they ever viewed? Something tells me, itís one of those memories that are easily retracted with fondness. The Classic Porn promises to bring back those magical moments stemming from the 60ís to the 90ís, when things were hot in a nostalgic manner. They also claim high quality, daily updates and bonus sites are included for your dollars.

[v]Content Amount(5)Last updated on July 14, 2014.

Videos:
Over 4014 DVD about 60 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
Format:
MP4 (519kb/s, 576x432)
MP4 (891kb/s, 640x480)
Flash (576x432)
Pictures:
Over 11538 pictures
+ Video captures
Extra:
Bonus Sites, Model Index

[v]PricesLast updated on July 14, 2014.

$1 / one day (recurring)
$19.95 34.95 / one month (recurring)
$59.95 / three months (non-recurring)
Payment options: Credit Cards

[v]Sample Galleries

Retro ladies enjoy sex and take cumshots in classic picture compilation Guys with rock hard cocks drill sexy holes of pretty ladies in classic porn pics Sexy pornstars from the recent past get fucked in every hole and show off their
 

[v]Impression(4)

Itís always a pleasure to stroll down a lust filled memory lane, especially when there are roadside rests that include large, natural breasts, opened thighs, hard tongues and even harder shafts, with the cum coated cobblestone that will lead a person to a moment of personal satisfaction. When first opening membership, things werenít quite as I expected them to be, there is much ado about everything included as far as their bonus material, and also sites that carry a discount, since youíve already pledged your pennies to this one, but the links are there, in plain view for finding our intended content, and, Iím happy to report the numbers of count are high.

With that being said, I do have to instill a smidge of confusion at this point. There are date stamps, and, in going through the 300+ pages of material, I found the original archived sets to carry the year of, --01, yes, thatís how it was listed, with the dashes, which could have any numerals installed. I ďassumedĒ it stood for 2001, but, traveling through until a full year of digits could be found, they began at 2004, so, either they didnít add anything new for 3 years, or, they had a reason for listing it as they did, I cannot honestly report as to when they began their life on the web. I can say, periodically throughout their labeled time table, there has been some neglect along the way, but, thatís not the story as of the time of this review, theyíre now keeping a daily schedule of seduction going up, and for the most part, there will be at least two entries per day.

This site served to do many things through my investigation, the firstÖ.it made me feel old! Some of the footage I remember watching in my late teens, when it was new, and to now know itís considered retro porn, well, it made me feel as though I should pick up my knitting needles and watch the world go by. It also made me feel happy in knowing I lived during a time of explosive porn. The underworld of VHS tapes, being hidden in underwear drawers around the world, so fearful that the neighbor or a relative would know we would watch such a thing, and at times, footage even hidden from a spouse, to be taken out when the house was empty and the need to masturbate was high. There was the taboo nature that made it even more thrilling.
My journey was enjoyable while doing this investigation, watching the beautiful women that still carried everything naturally given to them at birth, which includes their real breasts and full muffs of pubic hair, some of the follicles thick enough they had to be parted by fingers to find the delicate folds of pinkness and the throbbing clitoris for oral sex. The films held all of the hardcore passion we see in todayís filming, and yet, there was a bit more realness to it, the scenarios were for the decade, giving a different spin to the sex, which included things such as lesbian play, masturbation, very long, very intense and extremely powerful masturbating sessions, threesomes, oral sex, double penetration, anal sex, orgasms of facial cumshots and sperm spewing across big boobs, and, much more.

With names like, John Holmes, Amber Lynn, Cheri Moon, Nina Hartley, Peter North and Ron Jeremy, that alone will speak volumes of how hardcore the footage will be. For the older content, if youíre expected HD, think again, this is the way it was, the grainy look to the film, the almost golden, aged tones of the material, those little idiosyncrasies that make The Classic Porn what it is, Ö.classic. Fine wine is best when it ages, and porn can be looked at the same way, itís intoxicating and memory enhancing, not to mention totally erotic and pleasure filled. They videos are full DVDís, thereís nothing broken down, and, some will span from nearly an hour to almost 2 hours, so, allow time if youíre downloading. Formats are minimal, I found one for each viewing option, but, the technical numbers for quality will vary throughout.

There are nice cross references throughout navigation, such as, opening a video and having the players listed, all linked, taking you to their personal bio and all of the films they inhabit. The one area however I found myself a bit lost, throughout their 300+ pages of content, was for images. They claim, through their listed statistics there will be, 11,000+ photos, but, the only place I located anything resembling such a thing fell under the advertised DVD area, there would be a handful of screen caps that pertain to the film, giving an insight to tempt and tease, these donít open on their own or enlarge in any manner, clicking on them will only lead to the film itself. I will stand corrected should there be private galleries offered, but, even when going into many of the pornstar bios, to read of their hardcore lifestyle, I found no reference or link to pictures they inhabit.

[v]Conclusion(4.3)

Thereís much to be said for the porn of today, it has itís perks and pluses, not to mention itís orgasmic offerings, but, for those that enjoy the days of old, when bushes were full and boobs were real, then by all means, take a step back in tempting time from, The Classic Porn. Itís what you would expect and carries as promised, footage from 60ís to 90ís. Over 300 pages of hardcore and fetish filled entertainment, where reality will consume members. Scheduling may have been an issue in the past, but it seems their schedule lives up to the pledge of daily newness.
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