TOTALLY PANTYHOSE REVIEW

 
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Totally Pantyhose

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These girls are smothered in stocking masks and bombarded with huge dicks, feminine fists, and enough jizz to feed an army!
Site type: Pay site, category: Lingerie, Pantyhose
Complete review published on 01.06.2014
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[v]Intro promises(4)

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Silk and Pantyhose lovers rejoice! The tour page at Totally Pantyhose looks promising, indeed. Upon my initial viewing I was momentarily spellbound by loads of tantalizing imagery, featuring young women, many in full-body stockings, gobbling down cocks, eating pussies, and being violated by massive strap-ons. These fellas don't skimp, either. They promise that each girl will be wearing 3 pairs of pantyhose, minimum. And that's not all. If you sign-up now, you're guaranteed full bonus access to the Maximum Pantyhose Network, which has over 200 hours of exclusive panty-laden lovin'.

[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on February 24, 2014.

Videos:
Over 148 videos about 14 minutes each (download)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
Format:
WMV (1500kb/s, 720x576)
AVI (500kb/s, 320x240)
WMV (800kb/s, 320x240)
Pictures:
Over 57 galleries about 50 pictures each
+ Video captures
Stories:
Yes
Extra:
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on February 24, 2014.

$29.95 / one month (recurring)
$69.95 / three months (non-recurring)
Billings: CCBill, Epoch
Payment options: Credit Cards, Online Check

[v]Sample Galleries

Sexy dressed blonde in pink stretches her pantyhose covering her hand and head in nyloin Skinny pantyhosed blonde takes off her pink dress and reveals her private parts Two playful lesbian chicks in revealing pantyhose take a bubble bath together Blonde in pantyhose gets a mouthful of sperm after getting face fucked deep and hard
 

[v]Impression(3)


Once I'd logged in, I was greeted with a members area that was reminiscent of your typical bondage site, e.g., menacing black and grey color scheme, as well a simple, straight-forward navigation system. There was also a very warm welcoming message, assuring me that I'd come to the right place, a place for "the most devoted pantyhose fans and for the real pantyhose maniacs."

The page itself sports a user-friendly simple layout. There's a main menu at the top, which has all the basics: Home, Movies, Pictures, Support, etc. The right-hand side of the page is has links to the latest updates, and the middle is filled out with quick-links for their main categories: Pantyhose suits, Pantyhose + stockings, and fisting. Each of which, by the way, can be accessed in the form of full-length movies or, if you're prefer, a series of smaller clips.

As may have already guessed, all these hose-laden honies were too much temptation for me to fight off for long, so I went ahead and dived right in. And I must say, I'm glad I did. Simply put, expect a whole shitload of outrageous action. I saw women and men in hose, involved in MMF, FFM, and hot girl-on-girl action. In additon, there's foot worship, strap-ons, and a wide array of domination and humiliation. Versatility aside, one thing that all these scenes have in common is their ultra-hardcore nature. Hell, even their solo content involves fisting. Sadly, I cannot understand a single word anyone is saying, but these scenes aren't big on dialogue, anyway. Besides, watching a girl try to suck a cock cock through a stocking mask and failing miserably is the most fun I've had all week.

On a sidenote: I must to, once again, compliment them on their taste in models. These ladies all have fantastic legs, and watching them raise them in the air, curl their toes, and stroke their thighs, is just about enough to give this reviewer a permanent hardon. All too often sites in this genre neglect the leg and foot fetish which is, quite frankly, ridiculous. Thankfully that's not the case here.

Everything at Totally Pantyhose is shot primarily handheld, indoors, and with excellent lighting and few cuts. The camera-work is pretty damn good. It seems like their cameraman is always zooming in on the action, and once he finds something good, he stays put. Frankly, these are some of the hottest hose-themed movies I've watched in a long while. Which makes it all the more disheartening that they're offered in such a low quality.

The average scene here is served up in a Windows Media file with a paltry 720 x 576 resolution and a bitrate that isn't much better. Or you can download them in a series of clips. The latter is available in the DiVX format, although it's not any better in quality than the former. Far worse, actually. You have to give them a break there, though. In the main members page it's explained clearly that these clips are intended for dial-up users. What's hard to excuse is the total lack of streaming video. Combined with no HD video, or high-quality video in general, this puts them far behind the competition in terms of video tech.

The galleries, too, have a basic setup. There are no multiple resolutions, slide-shows, not even a full-gallery ZIP. What you will get is about 70 photographs, on average, with a resolution of 681 × 1,024 pixels. While these babies aren't as big as I'd like, they do look sharp and professionally shot. Expect to see wacky shots of models with hose over their head, spreading their pussies wide, and looking altogether bizarre. I saw a number of sets I'd have liked to have added to my collection. It's a shame that's not possible without download each image individually.

As far as bonuses are concerned, I think readers of erotica will be quite happy. There's a rather large collection of pantyhose themed stories from Pantyhose TV. Also, if you sign-up now you'll get access to Maximum Pantyhose, which houses a whole heap of hot nylon action.

[v]Conclusion(2.9)

I had a blast at Totally Pantyhose. The content is hardcore, wild, and messy, just the way I like it. Sadly, for many the poor navigation and video quality will be enough to outweigh their fantastic videos. They should consider upgrading both of these areas of their site as soon as possible. Their members deserve it and their content sure as hell does, too. But if you're all that concerned about HD video or ultra-high-res imagery, this site's definitely worth taking for a spin. I guarantee it.
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