Trike Patrol[Visit site]
Their engine roaring and their dicks hard, these modern day vikings patrol the streets of Phillipines conquering anything in their path — especially vulnerable pussy.
Complete review published on 06.05.2013
Be the first to write a comment
Click here to visit site
Ever fantasize about visiting a foreign land and fucking their finest babes? Well, that's precisely what this loveable band of misfits does. And at Trike Patrol you get the chance to live vicariously through a through them. Which isn't a bad deal since, from the looks of the tour teasers, the bastards are knee deep in pussy. Plus, if you sign-up you get access to three other hardcore Asian sites.
[v]Content Amount(4.5)Last updated on January 19, 2014.
Over 317 episodes about 25 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
MP4 (2200kb/s, 1280x720)
MP4 (888kb/s, 852x480)
Over 317 galleries about 170 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Video captures
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat
Trike Patrol has an interesting spin on an old reality standby. In fact, you might say they take it to a whole new level. I mean, picking up ditzy California blondes in a creepy van full of guys is, admittedly, a tough task. But these crazy bastards decided to go half-way across the globe to patrol the gritty streets of the redlight district of the Phillipines in search of fresh young ass. Their success rate must be pretty high, too, because they've managed to crank out 317 episodes, with new videos and pictures of new conquests coming in weekly. What do they do once they get these young beauties back to their rooms, you ask? Well, pretty much everything under the sun; although most videos do end the same way — with a gooey money-shot. Oh yeah, and condoms? Not for these daredevils. Rawdog all the way! Even in their very first episode, they showed signs of being master manipulators, men who, against all odds, would achieve their goal: unprotected sex with strange women in a foreign land.
And oh how far the site has come since that first update. That initial "test run" had the boys picking up a dirty little whore on the side of the street, with lackluster SD play-back and an altogether more "raw" feel. The latest installment, on the other hand, starts off inside a packed nightclub, with a little P.O.V. beer drinking and band watching; soon we're off into the crowd, night vision camera in tow, in search of filipina poontang. And, before you know it, we're in an elevator with a 20-something cutie, on the way up to our room where we get to see her undressed and fucked, all in stunning 720p HD.
But I've found one of the things I look forward to most about these episodes, believe it or not, to be the lengthy, marvelously well-written descriptions that accompany them. With most sites, you're lucky to get a line or two; the better ones will give you a few paragraphs. Here, however, you get something more akin to a story in word-count(the latest was over 1,100 words) and with a very colorful, detailed account the festivities. It might seem like a lot to read, but I find it's worth it, as it really adds to the overall viewing experience.
Of course, one of the most — perhaps the most — importants parts of this site's winning formula is the laides. I mean, there's plenty of generic Asian sites out there, but here you get nothing but tasty little Filipina gals, ranging from peasant types and street-walkers to legitimate world-class beauties. And between the model index and those descriptions I was just harping on, you can learn quite a bit about these exotic treats. Which, if you ask me, makes it all the more hot.
To be honest, the pictures were a bit of a mixed bag. Every now and the you'll encounter sharp looking photos, but for the most part you can expect mediocre watermarked screen caps. And even if you wanted to save an entire gallery for some reason, they've provided no easy way of doing so, e.g., ZIP files. In their defense, though, at the very least, these give you a good idea of what to expect from the episode and are actually quite handy if you can't be bothered to read the synopsis.
The videos, too, were a bit of a mixed bag in the sense that only about half of the archive is HD. The other half is a mix of mediocre and above-average quality SD W.M.V.s and MPEG-4s. Also, some members might find it inconvenient that there are no mobile files on the site, whatsoever.
And while we're on the subject of inconsistent video quality. Outside of the "HD" tag on the embedded player, there's nothing in the way of video statistics listed on the updates. Similarly, you'll find no dates listed on the outside of the pages, either. Speaking of which, I find the dates here a little peculiar. The first update is listed as March 1, 2011, but the video looks and "feels" much older than that. And, indeed, after a little research, I found that the site is much, much older than that. I'm not going to jump the gun and imply foul play, though. The site simply could have went through a little spring cleaning that year. These things happen.
Plus, the site is definitely growing. There's no doubt about that. Either way, I think it might be time for another site update — although, do be a dear and leave the timestamps alone this time, okay? — because, as is, there's just not enough tools for this many updates.
On a more positive note, your membership includes All Asian Access, which, in addition to this fine site, includes three others: Thairotica, Lana Lee's World and Pleasure Me Asia. A tempting package for anyone into Asian porn, and a fine deal at $29.95 a month.
If you're looking for a different spin on that whole "pick-up and fuck" reality genre, then I can't recommend Trike Patrol to you enough — particularly if you're into ladies of the Asian persuasian. The interesting theme, colorful commentary provided by the gang's self appointed leader, frequent updates and increasingly quality(the latest installments are available in 720p hD) make for a very solid, and sure as hell entertaining, site. Throw in those awesome Asian bonus sites, and it becomes a real no-brainer.
Click here to visit Trike Patrol