Worst Behavior Productions

Tranisitioning from the tour to the homepage was smooth since the latter just felt like an expanded version of the former — enticing images of bright red bums and nice profile shots of the site's beautiful models. Only difference now, of course, is that clicking them leads to the fun stuff. And I've got tell you, I had a blast.

A lot of these spanking sites like to take a minimalist approach; no real plot or dialogue to speak of, just a stationary camera angle — maybe two if they're feeling their oats that day — and a nice wide angle of some poor gal getting her ass turned into dog meat. Which is fine. This site is different, though. They have wild plots, surprising amounts of dialogue, and plenty of camera angles and fancy editing techniques for those smooth transitions we all love. But don't let all that cinematic polish fool you into thinking this is some fancy smancy, pretender spanking site. No, these cats don't pull their punches. This content is not for the faint of heart.

One thing that really enhances these scenes, of course, is their choice in models. There's 34 so far, and they range from the expected picture perfect model types to girl-next-door types, and, my personal favorite, less conventional but still sexy as hell alternatives like the lovely Wednesday Addams looking Persephone Page. They also have 4 male models, too, all with zero qualms about brutalizing these poor young ladies.

Oh, something that may be considered a bonus to is that there is a definite office theme going on at Worst Behavior Productions. The majority of their plots involve bosses dishing out doses of harsh discipline to their — surprise, surprise! — drop-dead-gorgeous employees' buttocks. Occasionally they do change things up, usually by way of twisted father/daughter scenarios, but by and large this is a workplace spanking site.

A lot of this is shot handheld, so despite the cinematic touches I mentioned earlier, some of the scenes are a little rough around the edges, some even have a bit of an eerie vibe to them; strange room tones sounding room tones add to the prevailing sense of dread surrounding corporal punishment. Personally, I dig this mostly handheld approach, because it means we are often getting tweaks to our view of the bum reddening action.

To that end, they sometimes utilize special effects allowing the viewer to further appreciate the pain these hotties are enduring in a very real sense for them. Yeah, those slow motion spanks really let you take in the brutality of it all. The sound alone is enough to make you cringe . . . or, if you're a twisted bastard like me, hard as a rock.

Scenes are currently available in your choice of 2 resolutions: a 720p HD and a 540p SD. Both are in the MPEG-4 format and both have solid bitrates for their dimensions. They throw in a trailer for each scene, too, which I thought was a nice touch.

Scene length is far from consistent. While there are plenty of updates in the 16-18 minute range, there are near as many only running around 8-10 minutes. I even noticed the occasional 3 or 4 minute long update showing up in the archive, though in their defense, those appear to be relegated to the past.

The only thing remotely approaching a major issue here would be the site's lack of content. The site hasn't even been around 6 months yet, though, and they've already got 420 scenes under their belt. And considering their update schedule of two new scenes each week, it is plain to see that this is a mere temporary inconvenience.

Other than that, I think that adding some galleries filled with pictures of fannies covered in fire engine red hand marks would really hit the spot. Just a thought.