Deputy Dick
Deputy Dick. It's a catchy name for a goofy kind of guy, whose sole purpose in life is to catch lawbreakers in his park. As the only law in the forest, no slut is safe from his interpretation of the law.
Complete review published on 09.02.2008
[v]Intro promises(3.5)
This site promises hot and sexy videos with Deputy Dick as the star. He is always searching his domain for women who are breaking the rules, even if he has to make them up. When viewing the samples, I noticed each one had a different plot, many of them tickling my funny bone. By the time I finished looking at Deputy with his lawbreaking victims, I was horny and ready to join.
As an added attraction and incentive to sign up for a membership, there are several bonus sites offered. I like this because I can get my thrills with Deputy's adventures and then move on to other themed sites. I was encouraged to stay because there are even more bonus sites offered the longer I am a member.
As an added attraction and incentive to sign up for a membership, there are several bonus sites offered. I like this because I can get my thrills with Deputy's adventures and then move on to other themed sites. I was encouraged to stay because there are even more bonus sites offered the longer I am a member.
[v]Content Amount(3)Last updated on December 25, 2009.
Videos:
Over 27 episodes about 22 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Multi-Bandwidth
Format:
WMV (200kb/s, 420x236)
Pictures:
Yes
+ Video captures
Extra:
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites
[v]PricesLast updated on October 20, 2010.
$1 / three days (recurring)
$29.96 / one month (recurring)
[v]Sample Galleries
[v]Impression(4.5)
The site is updated with a new episode every 2 weeks. And trust me, you will come to crave these hilarious videos. But there are already plenty of episodes in here to keep you busy for days on end. Some episodes were so funny that I watched them several times. Each of the pretty little lawbreakers has a full-length video broken down into shorter clips as well as a photo gallery that documents her humiliation. The clips play in Windows Media Player and you can choose to watch them coded for 56k, 150k, or 300k speed connection. The video quality is above average and the photo galleries are made from very clear screen captures of the full-length movies.
Click here to enlarge member zone screenshot
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The tattooed deputy is one of the funniest motherfuckers I've seen on a porn site in a while. He cracks jokes with the guy holding the camera — referred to only as "Rookie" and coerces his law-breaking victims with both guile and humor. There are girls of all sorts among his victims — innocent college coeds, honorable housewives, Asian drug smugglers, and pretty treehuggers. As you might imagine, not all of these girls want to give in to Deputy's sexual blackmail. But once they see their only other choice is to pay a stiff fine, they always choose his stiff cock instead.
The girls are guilty of various petty crimes and some not guilty at all. One of them broke the law by pissing in the bushes; another tried left trash on the ground, while the next one simply asked for directions late in the evening. Our peacekeeping deputy helped them all...with his dick. But one of the funniest episodes was Christie who got caught carving her name in a tree. The deputy threatened her with a big fine but agreed to forgo the fine if she sucked his cock. She balked at first, but agreed if he would shut off the camera. The sneaky deputy told the uptight slut he would shut it off; but of course he keeps it running for all of us. This was only the first way he tricked this dumb blonde. As she reluctantly sucked his schlong, the deputy told her that she could stop if she was able to deep-throat his snake. Well, unfortunately, by the deputy's estimation, she didn't get enough of his meat in her mouth. So, he was forced to fuck her. What a dick!
In addition to the regular updates and unique content, this site offers you bonuses. These bonuses are the real dea too. You get access to 3 bonus sites — Sweet Loads, Bubble Girls, and the best of all, Jenna Maxxx. Sweet Loads brings you the messiest blowjobs and cumshot movies. Bubble Girls presents dozens of tight teen tramps spreading their legs in photos and videos. Finally, Jenna Maxxx gives you an all-access pass to the raunchy world or porn princess Jenna Jameson. You can watch her masturbate on video. Put it on full-size and her pussy spreads all over your computer screen. You also have access to her seductive photo spreads, watch her sizzling adult videos, and even read her daily diary. The best thing is, the longer you stay a member of this site, the more bonus sites you have access to. This site could very well become the only one you need.
The girls are guilty of various petty crimes and some not guilty at all. One of them broke the law by pissing in the bushes; another tried left trash on the ground, while the next one simply asked for directions late in the evening. Our peacekeeping deputy helped them all...with his dick. But one of the funniest episodes was Christie who got caught carving her name in a tree. The deputy threatened her with a big fine but agreed to forgo the fine if she sucked his cock. She balked at first, but agreed if he would shut off the camera. The sneaky deputy told the uptight slut he would shut it off; but of course he keeps it running for all of us. This was only the first way he tricked this dumb blonde. As she reluctantly sucked his schlong, the deputy told her that she could stop if she was able to deep-throat his snake. Well, unfortunately, by the deputy's estimation, she didn't get enough of his meat in her mouth. So, he was forced to fuck her. What a dick!
In addition to the regular updates and unique content, this site offers you bonuses. These bonuses are the real dea too. You get access to 3 bonus sites — Sweet Loads, Bubble Girls, and the best of all, Jenna Maxxx. Sweet Loads brings you the messiest blowjobs and cumshot movies. Bubble Girls presents dozens of tight teen tramps spreading their legs in photos and videos. Finally, Jenna Maxxx gives you an all-access pass to the raunchy world or porn princess Jenna Jameson. You can watch her masturbate on video. Put it on full-size and her pussy spreads all over your computer screen. You also have access to her seductive photo spreads, watch her sizzling adult videos, and even read her daily diary. The best thing is, the longer you stay a member of this site, the more bonus sites you have access to. This site could very well become the only one you need.
[v]Conclusion(3.3)
After watching Deputy man in action, I thought to myself, "maybe I'd better stop writing this stuff and apply for a deputy position so I can fuck any girl I like without even taking off my uniform!" But for the time being I'll be watching and laughing right along with the deputy. Girls, take this as a lesson, when you're in Deputy Dick's part of town, always put your trash in the garbage — unless you really want the deputy to bend you over and fuck you in the forest. New girls appear on the site twice a month, so beware — the next victim is cumming!
Inspector: Montey Woods
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