Girl Cum

Once logged in, I was greeted with a page buzzing with gloriously raunchy activity. The latest updates section is a testament to the wet & wild videos and galleries coming in once each week, and judging by the thumbnails, you can expect to see pretty porn stars gushing all over painfully large looking cocks.

Speaking of porn stars, Girl Cum has managed to snag 18 grade-A squirters so far, each with her own score and rank courtesy of the members. So far, it's an eclectic bunch — fresh-faced teens like Eliza Ibarra, stunning 20-somethings like Alina Lopez, and seasoned but still squirtin'-up-a-storm MILFs like Paige Owens. On that note, in case you haven't clued in already, squirting is all the rage around here. Titles like Orgasmic Eruptions and Bound To Cum litter these video archives, and these beautiful porn stars always deliver. But be warned: you may want to bring an umbrella.

But if you ask me, what really makes this content so hot is that they are so good at selling us the idea of these chicks being so turned on by these well hung studs that they are pushed over the very orgasmic edge. And as a lovely cherry on top, they do a beautiful job of lighting, filming, and editing it all, too.

These scenes also have the advantage of, at times, being flat out weird. I remember one where a very young looking brunette stripped down naked, looking pure as the driven snow as she shyly posed for him. Then, out of the blue, she started laughing like a goddamn maniac. The end result was something akin to watching a mental patient make love. In any event, it was memorable.

They don't give these scenes descriptions(unless you count the inventive titles they give their scenes) but they do include likes and ratings, member comments, even a trailer. Oh, and just as promised on the tour, these babies are, indeed, available for stream or download in 4k high-definition playback quality — not to mention 1080p, 720p(with the option of a Windows Media format on this resolution, oddly enough), and 480p. Throw in the 8 meg-per-second download speeds and you've got yourself a pretty sweet video section.

The 4k video is everything I expected, and when coupled with those aforementioned surprisingly-high-for-a-squirt-site production values, the end result is breathtaking. My only recommendation is that they experiment with more camera angles. So much could be done with some of their more explosive performers . . . .

I mentioned screen cap and picture galleries above. Well, forget about the screen caps, but if you're after quality still photos of these dripping wet beauties, I highly recommend you check out the latter section. The sets usually contain somewhere between 150 and 180 high-resolution(1,500 x 1,193 pixels) photos.

Alas, there are no extra resolution options or fancy slideshows. They did see fit to give members the option to download full galleries compressed in ZIP files, though. And it's a good thing, too, because there are some real keepers here.

Well, you've heard the good. Now I suppose you are wondering about the bad, right? Truth be told, there's not much. Minor things like the ad/banner on the main page irked me, but they were far from deal-breaking. No, this site's only real flaw is its lack of content. This can hardly be helped, though, seeing as how this joint is brand spankin' new. And since the site is hard at work adding new updates every single week, you can consider this an investment more than anything else. Yeah, an investment in slippery slits. Why not?