As a sophisticated and worldly gentleman of a certain age, I will often cast my mind back to fonder times when secretaries knew exactly what they were employed for, and were content to service their bosses in what ever way they could. Now, even staring too long at your secretary whilst dribble falls from your mouth is enough to cause a HR nightmare and have you pleading your innocence to your wife.
Well, if we can't perv on them at the office, at least we have sites like like this. From what I've gathered perusing Only Secretaries
for the last several hours, they specialize in providing a range of beautiful buxom British ladies all clad in typical — but slightly sexier — office attire. Think suits, pumps, and, of course, pantyhose and stockings.
But as hot as these 200+ Brit office workers are, I'm sure you're going to want to know what kind of numbers this site has before throwing down your hard earned dollar. Well, there's currently 968 scenes and 0 sets dating back to '07. And to get a good idea of recent activity, where better to look than the previous month? In August members saw 38 new photo sets — 5 courtesy of OnlyTease
. Don't worry, though,they're totally on theme — and 8 new scenes. Admittedly, I would have liked to have seen even more in way of live action, but 2 scenes a week isn't anything to sneer at. And with the potential for 2 secretaries per episode, theoretically we could enjoy as many as 4 new slutty office assistants per week in that glorious moving picture format.
As with the other Only sites, the action here is strictly softcore. It is more about fulfilling the fantasy of some one-on-one time alone with a secretary dressed in her smart, stylish office attire. Typical videos are 5-8 minutes long, almost always set in an office complete with beautiful British
girls clad in secretarial wear.
Videos feature plenty of dirty talk, but even more in way of non-verbal teasing. Slowly, and seductively, these babes masterfully strip down to their stockings all the while keeping a sultry gaze focused on the camera, and a minimal dialogue enough to convince you that you are their boss, and they are putting on a show for you. The occasional gem of a video features multiple girls. These high flying executives work so hard that one secretary isn't enough to ease their load. Poor bastards ....
I also dig how they branch out into other fetishes. The first update(published in October of 2007, in case you were wondering) illustrates this point perfectly. The scene starts and a tired office worker is telling us that she just finished a hard days work and that, naturally, her clothes and hose are all sweaty and stinky, setting off alarm bells for that kinkier breed of foot fetishist. This one might seem like a no-brainer, and really it is, but they get quite creative at times, luring the girls out of the office and into some very dark territory.
Again, as hot as these scenes are,it's hard to deny they'd lose a lot of their luster if they were served up with subpar encoding and resolutions. Fortunately, they got a pretty good headstart, adding HD as early as May of '09, which means members can look forward to an archive compromised primarily of HD content.
Current updates can be streamed or downloaded in both SD and HD(720p) Windows Media files, or, if you prefer your porn on the go, a sharp looking mobile file. If you go much farther back than 2009, though, I'm afraid you'll find consistency — both in terms of quality and formats — diminishes considerably.
The earliest updates, by comparison, rather average looking DiVX files. But in the face of regularly occurring high-def installments, these earlier inconsistencies seem trivial — not to mention fairly common. On a related note, download speeds were quite consistent, clocking in at a very respectable meg-per-second.
Naturally, a similar situation can be found in the photo section of the site. New sets come in three sizes: Standard(711 × 1,066), Extra-Large(1,365 × 2,048), and, my personal favorite, Ultra-Large(2,000 × 3,000). Full galleries can be downloaded in any of the aforementioned resolutions, but can also be viewed on-site via slideshow as well as more traditional methods. The sets follow the action of videos pretty much to the letter, but don't let that turn you off. These shots are high res, watermark-free, and jaw-droppingly hot. And with 140 or more contained within each set, there's plenty to go around.
Members can expect a number of bonuses, the least of which not being access to Only Carla
and Only Melanie
, two very tasty solo sites. And there's always that strong sense of community provided via the forum and user comments.
What can I say? Only Secretaries provides unique, extremely hot office themed content, and manages to make softcore load-worthy. The latter is of special importance to me, as I normally can't get off to the stuff. I have to admit, though, that some of these scenes really did it for me. What's more, I was impressed with the busy update schedule and high percentage of HD content. Granted, I wish they'd pay a bit more attention to the video section of the site. This is easily overlooked, however, in the face of such a strong and consistent track record. All in all, highly recommended.
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