1000 Facials

Normally I'm not a big fan of white backgrounds, because they tend to be a bit hard on the eyes in the wee hours of the night, but in spite of this minor annoyance, I'm really loving the look of the members area. The bulk of the page is populated with the latest updates, and the highest rated videos and photo sets. Interesting, you'll find all your main navigational tools on the left-hand side of the page. There are two main menus, one for accessing 1000 Facial specific content, and the other full-network. It's worth noting that content can be categorized by popularity, rating, and date of submission. There's also a nice quick-launch menu for easy access to your favorite models. All in all, a pretty user-friendly, albeit minimalistic, setup.

A scan of the archive reveals updates go as far back as early 2003. This would certainly go a long way in accounting for their currently huge archive of material, the abundance of photos and video sets, currently total 516 in each respective category. This averages out to nearly daily updates sites inception. At first I thought these numbers didn't quite jive, but after further investigation I realized that, aside from a few minor lapses, they've maintained a rock-solid schedule. If they keep up at their current pace, you can enough cum to a dump truck.

The majority of the scenes in this site feature blow jobs only but, perhaps not surprisingly, the top-rated and most-viewed of them are ones that feature action that run the gamut; equal measures of fucking and sucking and sometimes a little something more to break the monotony, such as the scene where Sasha Grey takes it up her splendid behind and gets her little hole stretched. One spectacular thing I've noticed is the comments section on each scene is regularly checked and commented back by the site's staff who really seem to value your opinion and want to take your suggestions into consideration. The downside here is I've yet to find any truly epic cum-shots where you can tell the porn stud's been saving up his baby batter all week just for this special occasion. That's the porn industry for you, these fellas just don't get enough days off. Maybe I'll leave a few comments and suggestions illustrating my own personal techniques for achieving copious ejaculatory fluid. Hey, it's worth a shot.

To be honest, I was a little surprised to see how intricate their video pages were. Once you've clicked the thumbnail of your choice, you're taken to a page where the full-length video is ready to be loaded in your choice of five separate Flash options, as well as Windows Media, MPEG-4, I-Phone/Mobile, and iPOD/PSP. They've also included a meaty synopsis, detailing all the sticky acts that take place. Users also have the ability to comment and rate each scene. What annoys me, though, is that it seems most episodes have no option for a direct-download of the full-length video. Instead, they break the files up into smaller clips which, while they're nice for those with a slow connection and all, seems better suited as an alternative than the main and, more often than not, only choice.

On the bright side, download speeds were tremendously fast with an average rate of 1 megabyte-per-second. Better yet, some of the higher-end offerings are true HD quality. Which makes it all the more pity they've been chopped up into three minute clips. Thank goodness there's full-length streaming. But a word to the wise: avoid the HD option if you have a poor video card, otherwise it's going to be choppy as all hell. Trust me, I tested it on an older PC.

Keeping with the simplistic design theme, the photo sets accompany their corresponding scenes. Newer sets are fairly high-res, with dimensions of 1,500+ pixels. The galleries can either be viewed in a java slide-show or just downloaded in their entirety compressed in a ZIP file. The slide-show didn't have any variable speeds, but I found the interval set between the images was more than adequate giving just enough time to find keepers, as opposed to lingering on some half-focused mess. Speaking which, the photography, as a whole, was surprisingly good. I did note a few issues with lighting with some sets, but other than that everything looks professional. My only real gripe would be that older updates had rather poor image quality. Thankfully, they've remedied this and future updates are sure to look superb.

That's not all, folks! Becoming a member doesn't just let you witness the on-going quest for 1000 Facials, it also gives you access to 13 bonus sites. A real variety pack, too, with color names like Mommy Blows Best, Only Teen Blow Jobs, and Meat My Ass.