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Sick and tired of all those weak, dribbling so-called "money-shots?" Do you want a single dick that can dish out so much cum you'd think it was a bukakke shoot? I may have the answer.
Complete review published on 08.15.2012
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Looking for glory hole content with a twist? Slime Wave takes unsuspecting babes and puts in the line of fire. Not trusting feeble human members, they've assembled thousands of robotic cocks, ready to gush out gallons of of sticky goo at a moments notice. The tour page deserves a reward for transparancy, giving woudl-be members a nice preview of all the past updates, as well as a few very enticing trailers. What's more, they promise killer bonus access that includes 12 updates per month, live cam feeds, and all the debauchery the Tainster network can provide.
Over 101 videos about 25 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
MPEG-4 (9000kb/s, 1920x1080)
MPEG-4 (7000kb/s, 1280x720)
MPEG-4 (2900kb/s, 960x540)
iPod/PSP (4500kb/s, 1920x1080)
Over 101 galleries about 80 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures
Bonus Sites, Blog, Live Chat
[v]PricesLast updated on October 15, 2013.
34.99 / one month videos & photos (recurring)
49.99 / one month all inclusive (recurring)
104.97 / three months videos & photos (recurring)
149.97 / three months all inclusive (recurring)
209.94 / one year videos & photos (recurring)
Right off the bat, Slime Wave lets you know this isn't going to be your typical site. Once you've logged in, the first thing you'll lay eyes on is a pair of angry cum-covered sluts accompanied by little comic-book style speech bubbles reminding you not to miss "all that jizz." The contrast with the immaculate user-control panel directly below is priceless. The main membership page is attractive and user-friendly. Browsing content, even network-wide, is a breeze. There are a number of useful browse-tools on-hand, and all content can be filtered using 54 different categories and 36 different series.
The site launched in 2010, and have released 101 updates since then, maintaining a pretty steady flow of weekly updates. Scenes started out mostly focused on glory holes and bathroom settings. It was almost like an ambush. The girl is just sitting there, minding her own business, and this huge dick creeps into her life. Naturally, most of them would start sucking on it. And, of course, it'd start to cum. The great part was, though, it never seemed to stop, much to the dismay of our unfortunate suck-ee.
But in September of 2011 they decided to mix things up a little, bringing in even more models and letting the fake cocks out of their holes. In fact, its' gotten to the point that, in even more recent updates it's not unusual to see as high as 5 fake penises per episode. As you can imagine, that adds up to gallons of faux cum. You'd wonder how they fill up a half hour with such insanity, but with all the gorgeous Eastern Euro models and porn stars on hand — not to mention an abundance of rubber dicks — they manage to pull it off with style.
If I have one beef with the layout, it would be that the timestamps cannot be viewed without clicking the update first and going ot its page. Other than that, I really have no complaints, whatsoever. They really have outdone themselves. The 'videos' setup, for instance, was a dream. Just click a link and you're whisked away to a page with effortless streaming HD video, and six different download options for your home computer and mobile phone.
The 1080p and 720p HD looked stunning, though I should warn you that file sizes can be quite hefty, so it might take a few minutes. Thankfully, download speeds were quite fast with an average transfer rate of 1.3 megs-per-second. And that was during what should be peak hours. On a side note, some of these episodes run over well over the standard 20-minute-mark. I actually just finished watching one that was over 50 minutes in length. Double your pleasure, double your cum!
It's also worth noting just how much information they give you with each update. It really is above and beyond what you'd normally see. In addition to the standard synopsis and running time, you're privy to the studio, direct, and, unlike most sites, the actual release date. Of course, you can also rate and favorite the scene. The only feature they didn't have but I expected was user-submitted niche tags, but I wouldn't doubt if that's around the corner.
Each episode has its own photo gallery, which usually holds around 100 or so high-res JPEGs. There's really no fancy slide-shows or anything like that, but full galleries can be downloaded in a ZIP file. The pics are watermarked but look great, nonetheless. Of course, it doesn't hurt that they have a resolution of 1,920 × 1,280 pixels. These are definitely worth digging through, if for any reason, just to find a particularly gruesome shot to make as your wallpaper.
Looking for bonuses? Well, since this site is part the Tainster network, members get access to all 10 of their sites, including Fully Clothed Pissing and Party Hardcore. And as a cherry on top, they threw in 143 bonus DVDs. There's some really wacky shit on the list, too. I just finished watching a thriller called Orgasmatics, which allegedly features the "World's strongest vibrator."
If anything, Slime Wave certainly provides a unique take on the glory hole and facial genres. They've also done a heck of a job of sticking by their tour promises, consistently pumping out bizarre 1080p HD porn. But if rubber dicks and fake cum turn you off, you might still want to take advantage of the generous bonus access available here. When you join, you're getting all of the other Tainster sites as well. Not to mention the potential for live cam shows, if you're interested.
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