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Date: 05.22.2013
I just realized that telling my dogs and cats, “I’m going out; be good” is translated in their minds as, “I’ll be gone long enough for you to hide the evidence of whatever you’re planning on destroying.” No related posts. read more »
Date: 05.22.2013
I just realized that telling my dogs and cats, “I’m going out; be good” is translated in their minds as, “I’ll be gone long enough for you to hide the evidence of whatever you’re planning on destroying.” read more »
Date: 05.15.2013
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Date: 05.13.2013
Over the years, I’ve realized that my musical taste boils down to one element that’s proven remarkably accurate: If the singer or musician’s name is “Kenny”, there is a 99% chance I won’t like it. 
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Related posts: The Best Domo Music Video You Will Ever See Dream soundtracks, take one read more »Date: 05.13.2013
Over the years, I’ve realized that my musical taste boils down to one element that’s proven remarkably accurate: If the singer or musician’s name is “Kenny”, there is a 99% chance I won’t like it. 
read more »
read more »Date: 05.13.2013
Over the years, I’ve realized that my musical taste boils down to one element that’s proven remarkably accurate: If the singer or musician’s name is “Kenny”, there is a 99% chance I won’t like it. 
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read more »Date: 04.25.2013
I have absolutely no memory of any children’s song lyrics. I don’t think I ever knew (or cared) what they were when I was a child and now that I am a father, I am resorting to making up lyrics to sing to my girl. I hope I don’t screw her up too badly with my version of Hush, Little Baby : Hush little baby, don’t smack a nerd, Papa’s gonna buy you an odd-shaped bird. If that odd-shaped bird don’t sing, Papa’s gonna buy you a diamond ring (I remembered this part!) If that diamond ring don’t shine, Papa’s gonna buy you a porcupine. If that porcupine don’t swim, Papa’s gonna buy you a cat named Jim. If that cat named Jim don’t fly, Papa’s gonna buy you a marble pie. If that marble pie don’t speak, Papa’s gonna buy you a homeless freak?? etc. Feel free to add new lyrics for this song so it never ends. Related posts: Suicidal bird What a fish in an aquarium is thinking read more »
Date: 04.25.2013
I have absolutely no memory of any children’s song lyrics. I don’t think I ever knew (or cared) what they were when I was a child and now that I am a father, I am resorting to making up lyrics to sing to my girl. I hope I don’t screw her up too badly with my version of Hush, Little Baby : Hush little baby, don’t smack a nerd, Papa’s gonna buy you an odd-shaped bird. If that odd-shaped bird don’t sing, Papa’s gonna buy you a diamond ring (I remembered this part!) If that diamond ring don’t shine, Papa’s gonna buy you a porcupine. If that porcupine don’t swim, Papa’s gonna buy you a cat named Jim. If that cat named Jim don’t fly, Papa’s gonna buy you a marble pie. If that marble pie don’t speak, Papa’s gonna buy you a homeless freak?? etc. Feel free to add new lyrics for this song so it never ends. read more »
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