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Davezilla is a blog where people make up dirty and humorous captions for funny pictures that are posted each day. If you’ve got a good sense of humor, stop on by and think up a witty caption or comment to add to the day’s post. There’s also new links to funny and wacky sites posted on a daily basis, so don’t miss those either.
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Date: 01.28.2012
When we describe ourselves as being, ???Super athletic.??? You hear, ???Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A big guy.??? You hear, ???A big, fat guy.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Quick-witted.??? You hear, ???Lies quickly.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A traveler.??? You hear, ???Cheats on the road.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A seasoned traveler.??? You hear, ???Strippers across the country know him by name.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???In a band.??? You hear, ???Cheats on the road, while high.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A burger and beer kind of guy.??? You hear, ???Frequents Hooters.??? When we describe ourselves as, having ???Refined tastes.??? You hear, ???Disturbing fetishes.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A skirt chaser.??? You hear, ???Upskirt camera perv.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A professional photographer.??? You hear, ???About to ask if I??ve ever posed nude in T-minus 3?? 2?? 1.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A picky eater.??? You hear, ???Gay.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Powerful.??? You hear, ???Jealous. Dangerously so.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Relentless??? or, ???Tenacious.??? You hear, ???Restraining order.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Studious.??? You hear, ???Digs nerdy chicks.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???A comic book nerd.??? You hear, ???Prefers anim? girls to real ones.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Addicted to video games.??? You hear, ???Prefers animated girls to real ones.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Very religious.??? You hear, ???Future cult leader.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???Non-chalant.??? You hear, ???Gay.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???A loner.??? You hear, ???I stockpile weapons and live in a cabin.??? When we describe ourselves as enjoying, ???Simple pleasures.??? You hear, ???Chronic masturbator.??? Related posts: What Women Say vs. What Men Hear Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband read more »Date: 01.28.2012
When we describe ourselves as being, ???Super athletic.??? You hear, ???Flexes in front of the mirror. Every. Damn. Day.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A big guy.??? You hear, ???A big, fat guy.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Quick-witted.??? You hear, ???Lies quickly.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A traveler.??? You hear, ???Cheats on the road.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A seasoned traveler.??? You hear, ???Strippers across the country know him by name.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???In a band.??? You hear, ???Cheats on the road, while high.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A burger and beer kind of guy.??? You hear, ???Frequents Hooters.??? When we describe ourselves as, having ???Refined tastes.??? You hear, ???Disturbing fetishes.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A skirt chaser.??? You hear, ???Upskirt camera perv.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A professional photographer.??? You hear, ???About to ask if I??ve ever posed nude in T-minus 3?? 2?? 1.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???A picky eater.??? You hear, ???Gay.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Powerful.??? You hear, ???Jealous. Dangerously so.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Relentless??? or, ???Tenacious.??? You hear, ???Restraining order.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Studious.??? You hear, ???Digs nerdy chicks.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???A comic book nerd.??? You hear, ???Prefers anim? girls to real ones.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Addicted to video games.??? You hear, ???Prefers animated girls to real ones.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???Very religious.??? You hear, ???Future cult leader.??? When we describe ourselves as, ???Non-chalant.??? You hear, ???Gay.??? When we describe ourselves as being, ???A loner.??? You hear, ???I stockpile weapons and live in a cabin.??? When we describe ourselves as enjoying, ???Simple pleasures.??? You hear, ???Chronic masturbator.??? Related posts: What Women Say vs. What Men Hear Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband read more »Date: 01.27.2012
When you describe yourself as being, ???Svelte.??? We hear, ???Bulimic.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Curvy.??? We hear, ???Fat.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Buxom.??? We hear, ???Morbidly obese.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Creative.??? We hear, ???Kinky.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Having classic looks.??? We hear, ???6/10.??? When you describe yourself as, having ???European looks.??? We hear, ???My nose could split logs.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Sexy.??? We hear, ???Puts out on first date.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Having unique looks.??? We hear, ???May frighten small children.??? When you describe yourself as, ???A picky eater.??? We hear, ???I will complain about anything and everything.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Breezy.??? We hear, ???Unemployed, possibly homeless.??? When you describe yourself as, ???A femme fatale.??? We hear, ???I??m completely psychotic.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Lonely, but looking.??? We hear, ???Desperate.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A real party girl!??? We hear, ???My vagina can house an NBA team. And has!??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Career-minded.??? We hear, ???I like to shag on my desk.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A strong athlete.??? We hear, ???A strong lesbian.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Honest.??? We hear, ???Gullible.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Open minded.??? We hear, ???Open relationship.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Observant.??? We hear, ???I will find all of your porn. And destroy it.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A Church-goer.??? We hear, ???I will find all of your porn. And destroy it.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Loving food.??? We hear, ???Kirstie Alley.??? Relax, women. The opposite version comes out tomorrow. Related posts: What Men Say vs. What Women Hear Sex on a Hot Tin Roof Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband read more »Date: 01.27.2012
When you describe yourself as being, ???Svelte.??? We hear, ???Bulimic.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Curvy.??? We hear, ???Fat.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Buxom.??? We hear, ???Morbidly obese.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Creative.??? We hear, ???Kinky.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Having classic looks.??? We hear, ???6/10.??? When you describe yourself as, having ???European looks.??? We hear, ???My nose could split logs.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Sexy.??? We hear, ???Puts out on first date.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Having unique looks.??? We hear, ???May frighten small children.??? When you describe yourself as, ???A picky eater.??? We hear, ???I will complain about anything and everything.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Breezy.??? We hear, ???Unemployed, possibly homeless.??? When you describe yourself as, ???A femme fatale.??? We hear, ???I??m completely psychotic.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Lonely, but looking.??? We hear, ???Desperate.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A real party girl!??? We hear, ???My vagina can house an NBA team. And has!??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Career-minded.??? We hear, ???I like to shag on my desk.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A strong athlete.??? We hear, ???A strong lesbian.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Honest.??? We hear, ???Gullible.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Open minded.??? We hear, ???Open relationship.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Observant.??? We hear, ???I will find all of your porn. And destroy it.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A Church-goer.??? We hear, ???I will find all of your porn. And destroy it.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Loving food.??? We hear, ???Kirstie Alley.??? Relax, women. The opposite version comes out tomorrow. Related posts: What Men Say vs. What Women Hear Sex on a Hot Tin Roof Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband read more »Date: 01.27.2012
When you describe yourself as being, ???Svelte.??? We hear, ???Bulimic.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Curvy.??? We hear, ???Fat.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Buxom.??? We hear, ???Morbidly obese.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Creative.??? We hear, ???Kinky.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Having classic looks.??? We hear, ???6/10.??? When you describe yourself as, having ???European looks.??? We hear, ???My nose could split logs.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Sexy.??? We hear, ???Puts out on first date.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Having unique looks.??? We hear, ???May frighten small children.??? When you describe yourself as, ???A picky eater.??? We hear, ???I will complain about anything and everything.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Breezy.??? We hear, ???Unemployed, possibly homeless.??? When you describe yourself as, ???A femme fatale.??? We hear, ???I??m completely psychotic.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Lonely, but looking.??? We hear, ???Desperate.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A real party girl!??? We hear, ???My vagina can house an NBA team. And has!??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Career-minded.??? We hear, ???I like to shag on my desk.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A strong athlete.??? We hear, ???A strong lesbian.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Honest.??? We hear, ???Gullible.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???Open minded.??? We hear, ???Open relationship.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Observant.??? We hear, ???I will find all of your porn. And destroy it.??? When you describe yourself as being, ???A Church-goer.??? We hear, ???I will find all of your porn. And destroy it.??? When you describe yourself as, ???Loving food.??? We hear, ???Kirstie Alley.??? Relax, women. The opposite version comes out tomorrow. Related posts: Sex on a Hot Tin Roof Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband read more »Date: 11.22.2011
I think my pug Bennie is a dead ringer for Loaf of Bread Pug. What do you think? 
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I think my pug Bennie is a dead ringer for Loaf of Bread Pug. What do you think? 
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I think my pug Bennie is a dead ringer for Loaf of Bread Pug. What do you think? 
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