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Spin the bottle and truth or dare? That's kids stuff! This is the place where things go much, much further. Perhaps too far .... Are you ready to play?
Complete review published on 08.20.2011
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We all have the same fond, childhood memories of playing spin the bottle, praying that once-full container of Yoo-Hoo would decide to stop spinning at the precise moment it was pointing right at your crush; sometimes Lady Luck was on your side, and perhaps you even got to second base, but I bet it never went as far as you secretly desired. I know I longed for more! Fortunately, it would appear we have another chance. The Sex Game takes all the classics — strip poker, truth or dare, Anal Monopoly, etc, and pushes them to the absolute limit. They promise games of chance, where clothing and much, much more is online. Or, as they put it, "Ultra Reality in Full High-Definition" and, my personal favorite, "Real People Playing Real Games."
[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on September 05, 2012.
Over 95 episodes about 160 minutes each (download)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
WMV (1450kb/s, 720x582)
WMV (1100kb/s, 570x418)
m4v (1350kb/s, 720x528)
m4v (870kb/s, 420x308)
iPod/PSP (320kb/s, 436x320)
Over 95 galleries about 400 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Zip archives
Model Index, Message Board, Games
Finding your way around The Sex Game's members area is a real no-brainer. First off, once you've bypassed the initial login phase, you'll be sure to notice the main menu sitting just above a, in my opinion, massively over-sized banner of a pretty blonde being eaten out on a roulette table. Decor aside, the menu only has four buttons: Home, Updates, My Profile, and My Games. There is a sub-menu, strictly for content, from which you can access updates and a index. Underwhelming, yeah, but user-friendly. Besides, such an accessible design makes it easy for users of all levels to dive right in and enjoy the fun and games, which is what this site is all about, anyway.
The remainder of the page is filled out with eye-catching, descriptive previews of movies that are currently in-production. After switching to the "All Updates" view, I started to take an in-depth look at the content and the overall workings of the site. It looks like they got their start in March of 2009, and since that time they've kept a fairly regular update schedule of two releases per month. Keep in mind, the average episode here has a running time exceeding 3 hours, which is considerably longer than your normal 10-30 minute update. So, all things considered, they've done a damn good job.
Feeling sure everything was on the up and up, update wise, I thought it best to checkout the talent next. Somehow, these lucky bastards have managed to snag 167 beauties, including some rather big names, which leads me to believe they are not all exclusive. The model pages are nice, giving you tidbits of information about the performer, as well as links to all content they've participated in. Be warned, though, since a lot of these scenes are orgies presented in typical social settings, a large number of the list is compromised of dudes. Straight and otherwise. Interestingly enough, they've even added in a way for you to play some sex games of your own. On each models page, you'll find a button that says "Create New Game with 'Model Name.'" What it boils down to, basically, is a crude little browser-based game, where you can add and remove clothing, insert objects, and get up to all other manner of shenanigans. As silly as it is, I still couldn't help but play around with it for a good 20 minutes. It's goofy, but an extra, nonetheless.
The movies themselves are absolutely killer. For off, they all have long running times — we're talking 3 hours plus, on average. In addition, they've cast some really great looking stars, and there's a sharp attention to detail and quality that makes it easy to surmise production values are rather high, which would also go a long way in explaining their, at least at first glance, lackadaisical update schedule. I must commend their camera and lighting crew, because I've never seen so many perfectly time and crystal clear close-up insertion shots. And though they do rehash every now and then, they've did a wonderful job of coming up with creative games and scenarios. I don't want to give anything away, but my favorite episode involved a strap-on and a game of field hockey. It seems the user are just as happy as I am, as most videos have several comments, and most of them very positive. I can't remember the last time I saw a site with this much user feedback.
I was a little disappointed with download speeds here. The highest I've seen so far was a paltry 515 kilobytes-per-second, which just doesn't cut it now a days. This is quite interesting, too, considering the fact it's coming from a site with some pretty heavy-duty connection-speed diagnostic tools at its disposal. The 'connectivity wizard,' for example, can narrow down the best files suited for your own bandwidth range, giving you the option at the end of the test to set your account up for those particular formats. An interesting tool, and one they should consider trying themselves. Or perhaps I just caught them on a busy day? A lack of any real streaming video option was also disheartening. But they pretty much redeemed themselves with overall play-back quality and an immense amount of multi-bandwidth download options. What's more, the user can set specific preferences, so pages automatically load formats which suit their specific connection speed. I'm impressed. The only thing holding them back from greatness is a lack of any real high-res videos. What they have now is nice and all, but they really need to up their game a bit. Overall, though, they're still very watchable.
The photos, especially in more recent updates, are high-res and digitally shot JPEGs, with an average width of 1,300 pixels. They can be viewed the traditional manner, e.g., a row of thumbnails — but with the added twist of allowing you to select how many there are per page. In addition, there's a slide-show with adjustable speeds, and a nifty little option for adjusting the size of the image, also. There's even an option for a little narration via captions for each picture, slyly placed to the right of the image, making for a fun little "moving picture show." This, of course, can be turned on or off at the users discretion.
A more annoying feature, however, is the addition of a huge block of text, ala silent films, which tells you what's going on. The first time I saw it, I literally bolted back in my chair and screamed like an 8-year-old girl. I don't like their choice of colors or text. It was really jarring, and just kind of takes you out the otherwise hot experience, you know? Overall, I was quite pleased with the galleries. Not only are they well stocked — 300 or more pictures is the norm here — but they give you a damn good idea of what to expect out of the scene. And did I mention that they're absolutely devoid watermarks?
The Sex Game is the leader of the pack when it comes to game-themed reality porn. The updates, though currently limited to a bimonthly schedule, are of the utmost quality, and include a variety of wacky sex and wild party tricks. With feature-length movies, HD quality video, multi-bandwidth friendly formats, hundreds of models, and a reasonable monthly membership fee, this site is a real steal.
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