Whether you're a spandex fetishist, or simple everyday nostalgic ass hole like the rest of us, this site is sure to have something to get you off, baby.
Complete review published on 08.17.2011
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Fantasy Spandex is a U.K. based site that specializing in the photography and filming of drop-dead gorgeous models wearing spandex, lycra, leotards, leg-warmers, and all those other wonderful things that should have outlasted beyond the '80s. As I browsed the tour, I saw women wearing all of the above, posing in alluring manners and removing just enough of that spandex to show off their gorgeous bods. In addition to total knockouts, the tour boasts nearly 8,000 photos and over 330 minutes of video, all 100% exclusive and high-quality. And these numbers will only continue to grow, as they promise updates 3 times per week.
[v]Content Amount(3.5)Last updated on October 12, 2013.
Over 92 videos about 7 minutes each (download)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
WMV (5439kb/s, 720x576)
MPEG (929kb/s, 436x320)
Over 144 galleries about 100 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Zip archives
The members area is setup in a fashion that should please the experienced user and neophyte alike. The main menu, which sits right smack-dab at the top of the page, only has four buttons: Updates, Galleries, Videos, and Search. Clicking the either the picture or video will cause all of that respective content type to fill the middle of the page. The updates option, admittedly, confused me a little bit at first, but I soon found out that it's simply a mixture of both photo and video content. The only thing that really troubles me about this setup is a lack of a model index. On a site like this, where the girls really are the main focal point, it just doesn't make a whole hell of a lot sense. And while you can perform searches based on model via the engine, it's really not the same as having the personal details and candid interviews often provided by a real model index.
While we're on the subject of models, I've gotta tell you — I stand by whoever is picking these ladies. In fact, somebody find that mother fucker, because I want to give him a medal. It's rare that I visit a site and don't see at least shocking ugly or plain-Jane looking gal. Here, however, all of the women are easily 8 and above. Their bodies, too, well shaped, slender, and 100% lickable. But I guess that's only natural when you're dealing with a site of this nature. I'm going go out on a limb here and guess that whoever turned spandex into a fashion statement did not have the obese in mind.
The content itself is probably what you were expecting; imagine svelte young beauties in skin-tight, brightly-colored outfits that do a poor job as clothing in the traditional sense, revealing every curve on her absurdly good-looking body. Then, imagine that same girl doing every elaborate pose you can imagine to accentuate the effect, before slowly peeling off her sticky outfit to reveal what you could damn-near see already, anyway. Throw in elaborate, often retro looking, sets, high-end production values, and that's Fantasy Spandex in a nutshell. Believe me, my simplistic little explanation does not do this site justice. Whoever directs these things really knows what they're doing, as they've got some of the best cock-teases I've yet to see. Maybe it's an English thing?
Currently there are 92 videos and 144 photo sets up for grabs. These numbers may not sound very overwhelming to you, but a closer look at their archives reveals that they didn't get their start until late 2010. Since that time, they've kept to their word and maintained a very steady schedule of around 3 updates per week. So, while you may not be getting a huge amount of content immediately, you can at least be sure that you'll get something new to drool over every couple of days. Unless you jerk off more than I do, that should be more than sufficient.
As of yet, the videos only come in two formats. There's a Windows Media file with a decently sized resolution, and a much less impressive MPEG-4 file that I can only assume is their low-quality option. Whilst the Windows Media file does have good play-back quality, I think they could have done just a little better, especially when you consider the scant running time of the clips — which is totally understandable considering the type of content they're focusing on. Other than that, though, the videos are well lit, and shot almost exclusively handheld by a very capable cameraman. A slight minor annoyance, which may not bother you at all, is the porno music they've deemed fit to add to these clips. Then again, the hot-pink leotards some of these babes are sporting actually go well with the goofy music. Running times are a little inconsistent, too, with some videos are short as 4 minutes and others as long as 9. Overall, this section of the site is great. The introduction of a high-definition quality option, however, would put it over the top. Hint, hint ....
The photo galleries are one of the more interesting parts of the site. They've clearly hired a photographer who knows his stuff, as there are amazing shots littered throughout each and every set I checked out during my long and, ahem, "busy" stay at the site. The JPEG files also come in a high resolution, and, though they are watermarked, it's in a very non-obtrusive manner. I also dig the way that, not only do they let you download full galleries in a ZIP, but also single pages of the galleries. This makes my life a lot easier, as I can't tell you how many ZIPs I've gotten from these sites, only to have to abandon half the images contained within.
Fantasy Spandex is a hot niche-based site that makes for an absorbing experience for serious fans — and those who are just frankly nostalgic about those wonderfully colorful and tight outfits of yesteryear. It's true that there are no bonus sites, but with content this on-target and updates so frequent, I don't think they'd be necessary, anyway.
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