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Fat Joe`s Cafe

Pull up to the table and bust a gut and a nut with this smorgasbord of hardcore porn sites.
Site type: Pay site, category: Megasites, Hardcore
Complete review published on 01.02.2008
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[v]Intro promises(4)

Fat Joe`s Cafe is one of those pass sites where you get access to a bunch of sites for one monthly subscription price. At least this one has a unique name ó no Super Pass, Extra Ultimate Super Pass or something like that. You will get access to all the sites in this network, which currently includes four different video sites ó Brazilian Bitches, GoGo Auditions, The Cum Slut, and Totally Tranny.

[v]Content Amount(4.5)Last updated on November 20, 2009.

Over 170 videos about 16 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
WMV (1000kb/s, 720x480)
WMV (1000kb/s, 640x480)
WMV (1600kb/s, 512x384)
WMV (800kb/s, 320x240)
MPEG (320x240)
Over 195 galleries about 90 pictures each
+ Video captures, Zip archives
Bonus Sites

[v]PricesLast updated on March 23, 2010.

$29.95 / one month (recurring)
Payment options: Credit Cards, Online Check

[v]Sample Galleries

Smiling lady facialized to swallow Black couple showing hardcore skill Busty cumslut Gianna drinking jizz


Fat Joe`s Cafe has a whimsical design, and Iím having fun before Iím even inside the memberís area. Once inside, links to each individual siteís content is right on the front page. The memberís area is well-laid out and very easy to navigate.

Brazilian Bitches - They have weekly exclusive updates featuring the gorgeous Brazilian women that they have to offer. So no matter what, you'll never run out of new things to see and your cock will never be left begging for more. All of the movies are offered in both broadband and 56K format so that you have your choice for viewing. They also offer a lot of information about each clip so that you will know the total running time and the total size of the movie. You'll even be able to watch them either by streaming them directly from the site or downloading them to your harddrive. In addition to their awesome exclusive movies, they also offer pictures with every scene.

Not only does the site offer sexy Brazilian hardcore, but they've got some girl on girl and even threesome action. Sexy cock swallowing, fucking, vibrator play, and tons of sticky cumshots all over the dark brown faces of these exotic Brazilian hotties. There is cock stuffed in all of these girls' holes and you aren't gonna want to miss this kinky action all shot in tropical and sunny Brazil.
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GoGo Auditions - The girls inside want the exotic dancing job so badly that they're even willing to suck off the club owner for it. He's not just looking for girls with great bodies who are incredible dancers, but these ladies must possess incredible oral skills as well. These exclusive oral sex and cumshot movies are shot in the back room of a real strip club.

While some of the quality of the movies is a bit sketchy, others have great clarity and show off all of the hot oral action. In addition to sucking dick, some of the potential dancers are even further interviewed by getting their pussies stuffed with hard cock. They offer a wide selection of girls ranging from different sizes and different nationalities. These amateur babes are fucked hard and auditioned by the boss to see if they make the grade. It's one of the highest-paying strip clubs out there, so these girls are willing to go the extra mile to get the job.
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The Cum Slut - CJ is the cumslut and she absolutely loves to swallow down a load of sticky spunk. In addition to seeing all of her videos on the site, you'll see her best girlfriends who also love cum play and swallowing jizz. Not only do they have full length movies on the site, but there are some hot pictures of all the action as well. The girls are shown in very sticky situations taking lots of cum down their throats. There are over 150 cumslut movies inside the site with both CJ and her girlfriends. This gives you hours and hours of lovely ladies who just wanna taste the sweet spunk. Not only do the girls suck cock inside, they get really nasty and tongue asshole and and gobble up cum in the most creative ways that you'll ever see. The girls are getting it on with both black and white guys and there's a lot of variety to the content.

All of the movies are strictly MPEGs but they do have a variety of connection speeds that you can choose from. In CJ's section, the movies seem to be older and in a lesser quality and frame size, but in her friends section, the movies are much better. They also offer them both on broadband or 56K. The broadband movie have a near full screen viewing size and they are over 1000mbps. The 56k movies are simply 320x240 and much easier to download if you're on a slow connection. All of the newer videos of CJ's friends seem less amateur shot and better quality, so you'll wanna head for those first. However one thing that you're guaranteed is that all of the videos have the nastiest cum play action that you could ever imagine.

Totally Tranny - The exclusive footage inside this hot t-girl site is updated monthly with a brand new tranny video. Most of the tranny chicks come all the way from Brazil and they're shown either sucking cock or getting their hot asses fucked. They have a handful of tranny videos and they update new ones regularly so that you can see all of the sexiest shemales that they have to offer.

All of the full-length videos are around 15-20 minutes in length. They do offer the movies chopped up into smaller and more managable WMV clips. The movies feature shemales getting it on with other shemales, shemales with men, and even men sucking on transsexual cock. While there is only a few videos on this one, all of the bonus footage they have to offer gives you quite a bit to look at.


Fat Joe`s Cafe has its strong points and its weak points. As far as megasites go, four sites inside isn't all that impressive. Some of the sites are a little skimpy on their member's areas as well. However, the video content is well-done and features either a unique concept (GoGo Auditions) or wonderfully nasty content (The Cum Slut).
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