LOL CUMSHOTS REVIEW

 
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LOL Cumshots

When the need for release takes over, there's no telling where it will all land, and it seems that a wide stream will stretch with distance and desire
Site type: Pay site, category: Cum Shots, Video, Teens
Complete review published on 09.11.2017
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[v]Intro promises(4)

This is definitely going to be a blast from the past! These guys must have some backed-up pornographic pipes because I’ve never seen such forceful explosions nor ones that hold as much juice as what the tour page of LOL Cumshots is showing. They pledge footage will come to you in the form of HD, making you feel close enough to need clean up afterwards. Bonuses and more included with membership.

[v]Content Amount(1)Last updated on October 29, 2017.

Videos:
Over 3 episodes about 40 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
Format:
WMV (2628kb/s, 1248x700)
MPEG (2500kb/s, 1248x700)
Flash (960x540)
Pictures:
Over 3 galleries about 400 pictures each
+ Video captures, Zip archives
Extra:
Bonus Sites, Model Index, Blog, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on August 09, 2018.

$1 / one day (recurring)
$29.95 / one month (recurring)
$59.37 / three months (recurring)
$119.4 / one year (recurring)
Billing: CCBill
Payment options: Credit Cards, Online Check

[v]Sample Videos

8:23 7:59 4:1 8:6 7:54 4:5 7:27
All 9 videos from LOL Cumshots  

[v]Sample Galleries

Brave chicks get pumped with liters of sperm and get unthinkable cum masks Massive vaginal creampies and monster facials for sperm loving slutty chicks These dirty honeys get cum drenched from top to toe and won't ask for more
 

[v]Impression(4)

The doors will swing wide to allow entrance into an area that will make you wonder how big the luggage is that it can pack such loads as the ones you’ll be watching expelled. Since this is a part of the Porn Pros Network, there are certain things that will immediately tell you, especially in the realm of choices and quality, this is one of my favorite places to hang out and check out the horniness of. They always seem to have a way about them of bringing content to the world you wouldn’t normally see in quite the same manner from other places, and, I’m happy to report that this site is definitely one of them. Brace yourself, it’s going to be a rugged, amateur journey through juice filled sets!

Granted, the main page is this and that of many of the attributes to this network, so you can pick or choose which direction to go first, but a simple drop down list will have you within the wetness of our intended site in no time. Yes, they have quite a bit here, niche after niche, meaning load after load will be dispersed through dirtiness. After tooting their horn loudly and professing my appreciation, then I go directly to the cum filled sets I want to explore deeper, and I find this site just pounced onto the web the latter part of this past November, and for a couple of months, they were staying true with weekly updates, but, there’s been nothing added since Feb, so we’ve had about 2 months of no attention being paid to their pornography. Why do they insist on doing this sort of thing? Updates are the main reason recurring membership is worthwhile, and when you carry a fetish niche such as this, done with niceness as it is, and then just drop off in adding freshness, well, it’s discouraging. Yes, there are plenty of bonus sites, but…..

If it’s the size of the dick that makes the delight, then that is the secret to the semen for this site! When those trousers drop to expose the extremely long, thick and wondrous Black cock, these babes are receiving stretch marks on their lips and sore jaw muscles just attempting to apply oral sex to the first inch or so of the meat. It is huge!! There is no intimidation on the part of the girls, they are so eager and so horny to take a crack at ‘em, that is part of the enjoyment found. It’s sort of like trying to put round peg into a square opening, it’s not going to work well, but the attempt is the challenge that brings the most fun. Of course never underestimate the driving force of a female, because these babes don’t quit until they have what they’ve been wanting, that huge shot of sperm!
I’m not sure there’s enough adjectives in the dictionary to describe the way this man cums! Not only is the flow seemingly non stop, but the stream is wide, the force is strong and these babes are having their make up blown right off of their pretty faces. They lick, suck, spread and take as much of his girth as they can inside of them, but when the moment arises that says he’s ready to ejaculate, they are on their knees and waiting for the wetness. I don’t believe any of them are expecting just how much it’s going to be, the look of shock is apparent and the end results will take much more than a few wet towels for clean up, nothing shy of a hot shower will bring the cleanliness back to them. It’s so impressive to view, so much so that I found myself watching a few clips over and over, just to make sure my eyes weren’t deceiving me.

Of course Porn Pros knows how to take care of their members when it comes to the choices of viewing abilities, and LOL Cumshots is no different in their particles of porn. They have either one minute clips, larger presentations that average a bit over 4 minutes each, or you can opt for the full scene. Along with the different in time element, you’ll have a standard definition and a high definition, stream or download, enough varieties you will want it all right now. They know what they’re doing, that’s for sure, they’re mixing the foreplay, hardcore action and fetish filled finishes to a tune of perfection.

Along with the video offerings, from the set’s page you’ll also find the images, either high resolution or screen caps, with ZIP available for either or. Of course the high resolution portion is everything promised to be, with a nice clarity, and the camera seems to be at just the right place….at just the right time. They keep the pixel sizes on enlargements nice, not extra ordinary, but nice, coming in at, 850x850. Since there are just a dozen installments to this site, you’ll find yourself unable to turn away from everything until you’ve seen it all, and from there, it may be some time in waiting for newness since it’s already been two months since anything fresh has been added, but they do make sure you have plenty of bonus sites, chat, and a dating service to keep you busy.

[v]Conclusion(2.8)

Thar’ he blows!!! LOL Cumshots has some power behind their ejaculations, not to mention what looks to be gallons of goo to spew all across the pretty faces of the girls that love it! It’s amazing how much is held for each cum shot, and it will take a double or a triple take in viewing, or at least it did for me, and that was joined by jaw dropping shock from this reviewer. They’re mixing hardcore with fetish enjoyment, but in a small amount of content, and updates that aren’t regular.
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