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Massage Parlor

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Lucky guys like you get offered those tempting extras after a session on the bench at this exclusive and good looking hardcore site.
Site type: Pay site, category: Toys & Masturbation, Handjob
Complete review published on 12.05.2017
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Looking for a sensual massage courtesy of beautiful women skilled in the sensual arts? Then Massage Parlor should be right up your alley, my friend. Their tour page is practically overflowing with imagery of top flight porn stars in the process of giving the ultimate rubdown. Of course, it doesn't hurt that they boast of 1080p footage, thousands of high resolution pictures, and a wealth of bonus content, too.

[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on March 19, 2018.

Over 315 videos about 30 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
MP4 (5000kb/s, 1920x1080)
MP4 (3000kb/s, 1280x720)
MP4 (2200kb/s, 960x544)
MP4 (1800kb/s, 649x480)
MP4 (800kb/s, 320x178)
Over 323 galleries about 110 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Zip archives
Bonus Sites, Model Index, Message Board, Blog, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on May 18, 2018.

$1 / two days (recurs $29.95/month) (recurring)
$14.95 29.95 / one month (recurring)
$39.95 68.95 / three months (recurring)
$95.4 / one year (recurring)

[v]Sample Videos

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What can I say? This site is everything I expected after viewing the tour page. They've stocked their model stable almost exclusively with top-tier porn star masseuses, and they've put them to work giving therapeutic massages that would put to shame even the most disreputable of "yank 'n crank" shacks.

What I mean by that is, this isn't your typical uninspired "straight massage" followed by a more enthusiastic and energetic handjob finale. These babes really pile on the works with blowjobs, tit-jobs, 69ing, and perhaps most shockingly of all open mouth kissing. I mean, when is the last time you made out with a prostitute? It's just so wrong.

Brothel etiquette aside, I couldn't help but notice that at least for a while this site was pretty damn prolific. As I write this there's over 300 porn stars to choose from, and somewhere in the neighborhood of 315 galleries and videos. So, you'll get to relive that sensual massage fantasy over and over again with a variety of different ethnicities, physiques, and personality types. I particularly enjoyed the addition of all those tattooed and pierced gals.

Another big plus is the fact that every update on the site is available in both 720p and 1080p high-definition. In fact, since the start they've been serving up videos for stream and download in 7 different resolution sizes, ranging from the aforementioned high-def options all the way down to 240p and 160p. So, no matter what sort of Internet connection of device you're on, there's likey a file here that suits your setup.

The scenes themselves were all beautifully shot and lit. It seems they usually stick to a few stationary cameras, but there is the occasional scene that strays from the formula with handheld cams and P.O.V. action. For the most part, however, these scenes are quite formulaic, so if you're looking for a lot of variety in terms of the order of events or pacing, you're probably going to be disappointed. If, on the other hand, you're looking for reliable, solid hardcore massage themed action, look no further.

To be honest, the photo sets aren't the best I've seen. In their defense, the more recent ones are high-res and look quite nice, but at the end of the day it's clear that award winning still photography was not their goal. Still, they do look quite nice, and they're certainly a welcome bonus.

A minor complaint would be that the site could have done a better job of conveying information about the differnet formats and resolutions offered for the videos. As is, with downloads you really don't know what you're getting yourself into until you've actually taken the plunge. And as you can imagine, some of these half hour long scenes can be quite sizable when served up in 1080p high-definiton.

As I said, though, that's not really a big deal. It's easy enough to overlook less-than-perfect navigation. What's much more difficult to overlook, however, is the fact that this site has not updated since mid-2014.

Ordinarily that would be almost enough on its own to cancel any ideas I might have of recommending a site. Fortunately, Massage Parlor has a trump card: access to 6 other top flight massage themed sites. My personal favorites were Tricky Spa and Nuru Massage.


Throughout the years Massage Parlor has managed to build up a very healthy archive of on point, high-definition niche content featuring beautiful and talented young women. I only hesitate to give this one my full endorsement simply due to the fact that they have not updated in nearly two years. But I think that admittedly major flaw is outweighed by the quality of the content they managed to crank out before their hiatus . . . not to mention bonus access to a network full of massage themed sites. Either way, one thing is for certain: it's a killer deal for anyone who is heavily into massage themed pornography.
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