Simon Scans

Simon Scans may be the best English export since Burberry tweeds. This site will effectively bash every American stereotype that you've had about British women. Unattractive? Hardly. Uptight? Never. The girls that grace these pages are true English roses whose delicate beauty and white-hot kinkiness radiates throughout this stylish collection of porn photography.

New content is added to the site on an almost daily basis (the only exception being Sunday). The most recent updates are right up front on the very first page of the members area. Several photos from the new photo sets are highlighted on the main page. In the last week alone, there have been 8 photo sets added (all different girls) and over 1,500 individual photos.

Simple navigation and member satisfaction are two points that Scans prides itself on. Each photo set allows you to give it a 1 to 10 rating and comes with a barometer that ranges from "Hot" to "Not" based on other members' votes. Click on a thumbnailed image and it will open in a new window where you can use the image magnifier to zoom in and out on the chosen photo. The image magnifier brings you unbelievably close to erect nipples, dewy pussy lips, and hyper-stretched holes. The photos are crisp and clear and each photo set comes with a zip file that you can download to keep in your own personal porn collection.

Another very cool feature of this site is the "Pin-Up Board". This area is a place where members share their favorite photos and comments with each other. When you come across a photo you like, click the link to place it on the Pin Up Board and type a brief comment about it. The comments made by members range from the admiring, "Oooh Lena! You've made me cum" to the tounge-in-cheek, "Quick Batman, to the Batcave!" in response to a gaping pussy shot.

Although simple navigation is one of Scans points of pride, they fail to achieve it in one important area. If you try to return to the main page by clicking the "Home" button from inside the member's section, you are instead taken to a page that looks like the inside of the site, but has the thumbnailed photos linked to a join page. I assume this is some sort of alternate tour page, however, it is very confusing when it is linked to from the member's area pages.

In the porn world of augmented breasts, hair extensions, fake nails, and orangey spray-on tans, Scans stands out for its devotion to natural bodies. Although there are a few, finding a set of breast implants is like finding a needle in a haystack. And while some of the models are shaved, many of them still have lots of hair on their pussies — a rarity in porn. The girls inside this site are everyday beauties — shopgirls, students, the girl you'd flirt with in a pub.

The model directory is divided into categories — pro models, amateurs, first-timers, students, MILF's, and girls from Ibiza. The girls are a rainbow coalition of statuesque blondes, pixiesh brunettes, and spritely redheads. Each model's personal page contains her age, measurements, and a few words about her written by Simon. Simon's observations about the models are often funny like his comment about Jenny, "Jenny has freckles and is a redhead...but I shot her anyway! HAHAHAHA. For once I was glad a model shaved - ginger minge - yuk!".

Simon includes the good, the bad, and sometimes even the ugly. In some of the photo sets, the girls make intentionally funny faces. Most photographers would throw these out, but oddly enough, they make it into this site. While it's surely entertaining, it creates a strange juxtaposition between photos that are posed very sexily and others that are just....strange. However, the girls always look like they are having a blast.

Most of the photos don't appear to be retouched although some could certainly use it. In one particular photo set, the model's ass looks red and pimply. While the girl is cute, the blotchy skin on her ass is unattractive and distracting.

Although this site's primary focus is on photos, there is a fairly large movie section. There are eight full pages of movie clips that feature masturbating girls and lesbian scenes. The movie clips are encoded in both Windows Media and MPEG-4 format. The clips each run approximately 5 minutes in length. Some scenes may contain 4 or 5 clips while some will only contain one short clip. Each movie is accompanied by several photos taken from the video screen captures. However, the photos are merely thumbnailed and not linked to a full-size photo.

The outside tour pages boasted that you won't find any "cum soaked sluts" inside. And you sure don't. All of the photo shoots and video scenes are solo girl or girl-on-girl. The girls play with toys but there is never any boy-girl sex. However, the message board discussions indicate that boy-girl scenes may be in Simon's future. Fans can't wait for Simon to put his creative spin on boy-girl sex and neither can I.

Even without the boy-girl, there is still a lot of variety in the scenes. The girls use glass dildos, super-sized toys, engage in ass play, and there are even a few pissing videos. With girls this hot and sex scenes this varied, you don't even think about the hardcore sex you're missing.

Members will enjoy a lively message board where they can talk about sex scenes they like to see, discuss the different Scans models, and put in requests for more shoots from certain girls. Simon posts there often and this is where ideas for new shoots often come.