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At this massage parlor, it's the ladies who are getting the happy endings. Not to mention the lucky staff and us lucky members.
Complete review published on 10.19.2014
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This isn't your typical massage parlor. Tricky Masseur, as the name implies, has a staff of devious massage therapists and a clientele that, so far as I can tell from the tour, is made up entirely of svelte European beauties. What's more, they promise 100% real, barely legal teens. And to top it all off, members are given full access to a network that holds over 20 exclusive bonus sites, free live cams, and daily updates adding to their nearly 5 gig archive.
Over 175 episodes about 35 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
Flash (1450kb/s, 718x410)
WMV (1260kb/s, 718x404)
WMV (5500kb/s, 1280x720)
iPod/PSP (700kb/s, 480x320)
Flash (1600kb/s, 720x404)
Over 175 galleries about 150 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Video captures, Zip archives
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Message Board, Live Chat
For most the phrase "happy ending" conjures up images of middle aged men lying face-up on filthy, foam-backed portable massage tables, receiving anything but the "full body" treatment. Far less often, however, do we picture the fairer sex paying for the same service — not ridiculously attractive ones, anyway. And perhaps that's why these Tricky Masseurs have to be so goddamn tricky. After all, getting inside a gal's box is hard enough when you're dating her, let alone in such a sterile, albeit therapeutic, setting. But all those years of training — both in the art of massage and, apparently, devilishly cunning manipulation — seems to be paying off in dividends.
The typical massage here(all 45 minutes of it) starts out in a very straight-forward, professional manner. Generally they work their way up from the girl's feet, going up to her lower back, then shoulders. Things usually deviate from standard operating procedure, however, within the first 10 minutes of the video. Typically the girl is convinced that her clothing, if she's wearing any, is simply impeding the whole experience. A reasonable request. Being nude during a massage is not at all uncommon, and besides, it makes sense. And once his fingers have found their way her legs, the resistance stops dead in its tracks, giving way to sighs of pleasure and deliciously wet sound effects courtesy of good old Mother Nature.
Other than the surprisingly long running-time and top-notch models, this is all pretty standard stuff for a massage-themed site. What really surprised me, though, was how far they take it in the latter stages. By the end of the video you're apt to get an eye-full of dildo-play, oral sex, and condomless penetration. Combined with the long and glorious build-up, this makes for a very intense experience that's more than enough to pull every drop of fluid out of your body. Trust me, I know.
Once I'd logged into the site, I found myself face-to-face with a layout that, if you've been to any of the larger networks, should be pretty familiar. The top of the page has a intricate menu, accurate, network-wide site statistics, and quick-jump buttons for an advanced search engine and full model roster. There are also previews and links to the latest content, network and site specific alike, as well as a list of the latest sites to be added to the network. The advanced search feature was nice, too, allowing the user to filter results by site, date, rating, or a list of just under 30 niches.
In terms of navigation, my only real complaint would be that they've failed to supply a proper model list. While you can access the model roster of the network as a whole, browsing them in a site specific manner as tedious at best. Why they didn't include this option in their advanced search is beyond me. I suppose it's not a total loss, though, as the model pages are very light on detail, with only a name, head-shot, rating, and links to content to go by.
Another issue I've found is that the videos themselves aren't in English, and until recently no subtitles were supplied. However, given the nature of these scenes, I don't think dialogue is all that important anyway. Besides, the scenes themselves — unlike the model pages — are chalk full of information. Members have a rating, lengthy synopsis, and user comments to help guide them in their decision making.
In addition, videos are served up in four separate formats(WMV, MKV, FLV, MP4) with varying quality levels, assuring that no matter how slow or fast your connection is, there's something here that will suit your specific needs. The Windows Media files were, by far, the most impressive of the lot, with a resolution of 1280x720 and a very high bitrate, indeed.
Scenes can be streamed as well, though I'm afraid they only off one choice for that. On a more positive note, the resolution and play-back quality are probably adequate for all sides. So, if you're going to have only one, I guess this is fairly sound compromise.
Each video is also accompanied by its own photo gallery, which usually contains somewhere in the neighborhood of 150 high-res shots. The images follow the action of the videos closely, so you'll probably know what you're in before you even click the set. That isn't to say, however, that they aren't worth downloading. Though the pictures aren't offered in multiple resolutions, the sets on-hand are quite big, clear and crisp, and can be viewed in a slide show or, if you'd prefer, downloaded in their entirety.
Your membership also includes access to 33 bonus sites. The list is made up primarily of teen-themed sites, although you will find various fetish sites thrown into the mix. I even noticed one gay site, Boys Love 18, had recently been added. My personal favorites were Anal Angels and Gag-n-Gape.
If you're into massage-themed porn, or teen porn in general, then Tricky Masseur should serve you nicely. Not only do you get regular updates from the main site, but also 33 bonus sites to chew on inbetween updates, which more than evens out the site's minor flaws. But don't just take my word for it. Why not give the 2 day trial a shot? For a mere dollar, you'll get access to a whole boatload of naughty teen goodness.
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