Your Mom Does Porn

Once inside the cozy confines of the Your Mom Does Porn membership area, you're given quick and immediate access to all the basics: links to the latest scenes, including a detailed breakdown of the newest arrival, which, in this case just so happens to be Veronica Avluv in a naughty little tale entitled Classy MILF Gets Fucked Like a Whore. Sounds like my kind of party already.

The remainder of the navigation scheme is awfully darn simple, so I won't bore you with the details. What I would like to tell you about, though, is their fine selection of moms. Dana Dearmond, Alexis Texas, and Kagney Linn Karter or the caliber of porn star you can expect to be filling that mom/MILF role here. They even sometimes go for that young single-mom vibe with hotties like Kenna James.

But don't think just because these are older ladies that the resident studs are gonna be all soft and gentle. More often than not, these gals are receiving rough treatment — even by typical hardcore porn standards — and anal in awkward, no doubt uncomfortable positions is the norm. Oh, and they add new scenes as often as 8 times each month, so you can count on plenty of fresh action, too.

The scenes are a mishmash of styles of styles and pacing. Lately I see a lot of scenes that start out with the main model stripping to wild music, before switching over to a soundtrack composed solely of grunts and slapping noises. They always seemed to have that exhibitionism touch going on, but the older scenes felt a little slower and a lot more cinematic. In either case, though, one thing has remained constant: the frenzied, multi-positioned poundings these cougars receive.

The typical scene runs over a half hour and can be downloaded, at minimum, in your choice of three different formats: 1080p, 720p, and 480p. They sometimes also add 4k updates, though, and by my count around half of the archive is covered. I only wish they'd include the option to stream these babies in 4k as well. As is, we're lucky to get 1080p HD for streaming.

Every video comes with its own photo gallery. Quality varies from set to set. Don't go expecting award winning studio photography, and you ought to be happy with the high-resolution shots of these mature babes. Speaking of which, you can get the full sets(usually 60 or so shots) compressed and in two resolution sizes: 1,066 x 1,600 and 1,024 x 682 pixels.

One potential downside could be that if one were to sign up solely with the hope of finding mom themed sex, they'd be disappointed. While there are definitely some naughty mother and incest scenes to be had here, the mom part of the equation isn't really the focal point of this site. Think of this as a MILF themed operation more than anything else and you'll be a happy customer.

It is also worth noting that the full archive is not available in 4k HD. They still sometimes add updates limited to 1080p and 720p HD. They look great, though, and the frequency of 4k updates is high enough that I think it doesn't really matter.