Site Rating (3.5)
These devilish pickup artists hit the streets of Paris and seduce and fuck as many French babes as they can. Sometimes multiple simultaneously.
Complete review published on 12.08.2017
French Pickups follows around a cast of characters who make it their job to approach, seduce, and ultimately fuck some of the hottest young gals on the streets of Paris. But in addition to showing you "how naughty and willing for the hard cock the French girls are," they also promise daily updates and access to 84 bonus sites.
Another thing that really makes French Pickups
content stand out is the fact that these fellas seem to have a knack for finding gals who are so flexible they are borderline contortionists. I can't tell you how many scenes I watched where they get the girl in some insane position that, visually stunning as it may be, looks like it would be rather uncomfortable to fuck in. I'm not sure what to make of all of this, but one thing is for certain: they aim to entertain.
Oh, and they are quite the prolific bunch, too. The site is less than two months old, yet they have already built an archive of 33 scenes thanks to their rapid pace of one new update every day. If they keep up at this pace, this site should be a great investment.
Unfortunately, the good news ends there. One minor negative that I immediately noticed was that their search engine seems to be broken. Checking any of the 38 niches and hitting search returns zero results. At first I thought perhaps it was just niches they hadn't yet got around to covering, but even basic searches like "ass" and "tits" were fruitless.
I also think they missed a big opportunity by not taking advantage of these French beauties by way of a model index. Surely it would only add to the hotness if we got to know a little more about them.
And while we're on the subject of getting to know the babes, unless you are fluent in French, the pickup and interview portions of the videos will be of no use to you.
This site's biggest flaw, however, is its video playback quality. None of these scenes are available in any high-definition formats. In fact, they are all offered only in a lone, rather average MPEG-4. Playback quality is mediocre at best, so if you were expecting a crystal clear view of fine French amateur ass, think again.
On the bright side, your membership gives you access to the Extreme Movie Pass
network, which houses over 35 hardcore sites, many of which, I might add, with their own rosters of hot European models.
has a fun premise and an extremely fast-paced output, guaranteeing its members fresh daily doses of hot French content. Unfortunately, its mediocre video playback quality and lack of subtitles might be enough to detract from those strongpoints. But I think the full access to Extreme Movie Pass
helps tip the scales back in their favor. Well, so long as you don't go in expecting high-definition content, anyway.
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