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French Pickups

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These devilish pickup artists hit the streets of Paris and seduce and fuck as many French babes as they can. Sometimes multiple simultaneously.
Site type: Pay site, category: Hardcore, Reality, Close Ups
Complete review published on 12.08.2018
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French Pickups follows around a cast of characters who make it their job to approach, seduce, and ultimately fuck some of the hottest young gals on the streets of Paris. But in addition to showing you "how naughty and willing for the hard cock the French girls are," they also promise daily updates and access to 84 bonus sites.

[v]Content Amount(1.5)Last updated on March 13, 2019.

Over 33 videos about 15 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
MP4 (2800kb/s, 768x576)
Streaming (2800kb/s, 768x576)
Over 33 galleries about 150 pictures each
+ Video captures
Bonus Sites

[v]PricesLast updated on March 13, 2019.

$29.95 / one month (recurring)
$49.95 / three months (recurring)
$89.95 / six months (recurring)
$99.95 / one year (non-recurring)


Once logged in, you will have no doubt you are in the right place. If the loads of images of wide eyed young women taking dicks in every orifice don't give it away, the Eiffel Tower and French flag prominently displayed at the top of the page ought to.

Speaking of the page, they wisely went with a rather straight-forward, intuitive layout. The few basic menus on the page limit themselves to scenes, favorites, an update calendar, and a few filters for sorting by popularity and date. For more fine-tuned browsing, you'll have to use the advanced search engine, which allows you to search using 38 different niche tags.

I opted to just go in blind, and I can't say I was disappointed. In addition to the meet a girl on the streets and seduce her approach I had first envisioned while taking the tour, I found scenes that contained them picking up women in less conventional ways. In one scene, for instance, the guys find a girl putting on a little display of public exhibitionism. And while my French is pretty rusty, it seemed to me they blackmailed her into fucking them on camera. They also aren't afraid to play rough, either. In a scene simply entitled Curly Ebony Loves Sex, one of the crew shoves his entire fist up what looked to be a surprisingly tight young vagina. Ouch . . . .

Another thing that really makes French Pickups content stand out is the fact that these fellas seem to have a knack for finding gals who are so flexible they are borderline contortionists. I can't tell you how many scenes I watched where they get the girl in some insane position that, visually stunning as it may be, looks like it would be rather uncomfortable to fuck in. I'm not sure what to make of all of this, but one thing is for certain: they aim to entertain.

Oh, and they are quite the prolific bunch, too. The site is less than two months old, yet they have already built an archive of 33 scenes thanks to their rapid pace of one new update every day. If they keep up at this pace, this site should be a great investment.

Unfortunately, the good news ends there. One minor negative that I immediately noticed was that their search engine seems to be broken. Checking any of the 38 niches and hitting search returns zero results. At first I thought perhaps it was just niches they hadn't yet got around to covering, but even basic searches like "ass" and "tits" were fruitless.

I also think they missed a big opportunity by not taking advantage of these French beauties by way of a model index. Surely it would only add to the hotness if we got to know a little more about them.

And while we're on the subject of getting to know the babes, unless you are fluent in French, the pickup and interview portions of the videos will be of no use to you.

This site's biggest flaw, however, is its video playback quality. None of these scenes are available in any high-definition formats. In fact, they are all offered only in a lone, rather average MPEG-4. Playback quality is mediocre at best, so if you were expecting a crystal clear view of fine French amateur ass, think again.

On the bright side, your membership gives you access to the Extreme Movie Pass network, which houses over 35 hardcore sites, many of which, I might add, with their own rosters of hot European models.


French Pickups has a fun premise and an extremely fast-paced output, guaranteeing its members fresh daily doses of hot French content. Unfortunately, its mediocre video playback quality and lack of subtitles might be enough to detract from those strongpoints. But I think the full access to Extreme Movie Pass helps tip the scales back in their favor. Well, so long as you don't go in expecting high-definition content, anyway.
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