Mommy Got Boobs
Are you into busty older women, but not so much the ones who ar aging gracefully? Well, try some of these big boobed, ultra-hot 40-something porn stars on for size.
Complete review published on 01.03.2018
Mommy Got Boobs is Brazzers' marriage of, well, the MILF and "Boobie" genres. The choice might — at first, anyway — seem a bit counteruitive, but I can assure you that the tour page exhibits visually appealing older ladies with very large and perky breasts. Of course, it helps if you inhabit your model stable strictly with seasoned porn stars, which is precisely what they've done. And the tour page promises that we'll see these "big-titted sluts" in crystal clear 1080p HD "sucking and fucking in secret, giving it away to anybody they can." Works for me!
[v]Content Amount(5)Last updated on January 28, 2019.
Over 598 videos about 30 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
iPod/PSP (1100kb/s, 480x272)
MP4 (1500kb/s, 854x480)
MP4 (4600kb/s, 1280x720)
MP4 (11000kb/s, 1920x1080)
Over 598 galleries about 1000 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Video captures, Zip archives
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat
[v]PricesLast updated on January 28, 2019.
$1 / two days (recurs $39.95/month) (recurring)
$7 / one week (recurring)
$29.99 / three months (recurring)
$89.99 / one year (recurring)
Since this site is part of the Brazzers
network, it goes without saying that you can expect, at bare minimum, a highly functional navigational setup. Now, while it goes without saying that there's an abundance of browse-tools and a fairly straight-forward, user-friendly layout here, it's worth noting that the new java-heavy layout might be a bitch much for older computers. But if that's not a problem for you, then everything should be just hunky-dory.
Once you've logged in and made your way past the main network portal and into the fine world of Mommy Got Boobs
, the first thing you'll probably notice — aside from the numerous ways in which you can filter content — is that there's an abundance of episodes to choose from. There are 348, altogether, dating all the way back to November of 2005. Careful examination of their archives reveals that, pretty since their inception, they've been adding a new updates on more or less on a weekly basis. I only mention this because it would have been easy for them to adopt a devil-may-care attitude and rely more on the multitude of updates provided by the network, and it's nice to see that they're still putting effort into all of their individual sites. Particularly this one since, well, it's currently up for review.
Since the content here is focused on older women and their breasts, I'd be doing you a disservice if I didn't tell you a bit about their models. I have to admit, looking through the several hundred women that make up their model stable, I'm seeing quite a few that, frankly, don't look much like your average soccer mom. This is hardly surprising, though, considering the fact that most of these ladies have made porno their career, and that's an industry where crows feet and stretch marks usually do you no favors. Nevertheless, there's still plenty of women who do in fact fit the bill, and the rest do a wonderful job of satisfying our(or at least my) fantasies of the ideal woman. But if you want something that more fits the bill as authentic, I think gals like Cynthia Stone
, Sara Jay
, and Mya Mayes
should more than suffice.
The videos here have improved quite a bit over the last 6 years. In the beginning our only choices was a mobile format and two SD files — Windows Media and MPEG-4. The latter both shared a 640 x 480 resolution and a, by today's standards, fairly low bitrate. The latest updates, however, are available in a variety of different bandwidth levels, all the way up to a very sharp, lifelike 1080p HD MPEG-4. Streaming, too, has improved, so much so that we now have pretty much the same options as we do for downloads. And while I can't tell you what the download rate was here in 2005, I can tell you that today it's clocks in at a lightning fast 1.2 megs-per-second. If I have any complaint at all, it would be that the default setting is the HD, which is understandably quite slow for those on low-end and dial-up connections. However, this is easy enough to fix since the Brazzers allows users to tweak their own personal settings. On that note, if you're misfortunate enough to still be stuck on such a slow connection, you'll be happy to hear that they've included the option to have the scene broken up into a series of 5 or even 1 minute clips.
Scenes often open up with an introduction from the porn star, her staring dreamily at the camera while she caresses and squeezes her breasts, telling you what a slut she is and just how much she wants to fuck. You know, every guy's dream. Sometimes this is more of a Q&A with the camera operator, which often that seems to be the case with lesser known stars, but the bulk have a slicker, mainstream production house feel. As far as the action is concerned, expect pretty much everything within your standard hardcore spectrum. It goes without saying that you'll see boob jobs and the like, but group sex, interracial, even the occasional girl-on-girl show, are not uncommon. Scenes usually run around the half-hour mark and are well shot and lit, often employing multiple camera angles, making sure you're always right there in the action and not missing a thing.
The photos here are definitely not the highest quality I've seen(watermarked, and a 530px × 800 res that's scaled down) but what they lack in resolution sizes they arguably more than make up for in numbers. Each scene is accompanied by both photo and screen cap galleries, each of which usually contains a minimum of 500 images, and sometimes as many as 1,000 each. What's more, they galleries themselves have a pretty sweet setup, with a timed hands-free slideshow and the option to download sets in their entirety compressed in a ZIP file. All in all, not exactly a photography buff's dream come true, but not too shabby, either.
Just being part of the Brazzer Network assures you plenty to snack on between updates. But in addition to the 29 sites the network provides, members can also enjoy over 52,000 bonus scenes from over 100 different hardcore studios. These movies cover more genres and fetishes than I can list here, and, better still, they're all available in crisp HD quality.
If you enjoy breast play as well as the marvelous bedroom skills that only an experienced cougar can provide, and have no preference for amateur models, then Mommy Got Boobs should be right up your alley. The updates are frequent and continually improving, the porn stars are hot, and the network and bonus access is out of this world. And at a mere $24.95 per month, this is a deal that's hard to beat.
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