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Once logged in, instead of the expected gaggle of middle-aged hotties, I was met with a garden of carnal delights chronicling the adventures of babes of all ages, shapes, and orientations by way of a network portal linking 12 hardcore sites, including one that has the makings of a modern day chicks-with-dicks classic. As a reviewer, it's times like these that you wonder if the discipline will prevail. Hands shaking, I picked Private MILFs out of the sea of sultry sites, and off I went into a world dominated by a horde of extremely spry MILFs.

Indeed, having talent like Victoria Summers, Vicktoria Redd, Francesca Le on standby really speaks to the quality of this model roster. On a personal note, I was pleased to find genuine cougars like Julia Pink and Harmony Grant among the ranks. Don't get me wrong, they have their share of young MILFs, but hotties in the mid to late 40s bracket were represented, too.

So, what are these feisty older women up to, you ask? Well, as it turns out, a little bit of everything. They branch out into cuckold and swinger territory courtesy of a whole slew of MMF/FFM threesomes, even a few full-fledged orgies — no condoms allowed. I seem to remember a few hot foot fetish scenes as well, most notably a skillful foot-job performed by India Summer. They even have femdom action. Bear in mind, these scenes tend to rely heavily on plot and dialogue in their buildup, sometimes incorporating outlandish fantasy elements. So, prepare yourself for horny teachers and naughty aunts.

As a nice little cherry on top, we get to observe these MILF hotties in well lit, immaculate settings with seamless transitions from dialogue to insertion . . . often with an impressive array of camera angles along the way. A true delight for those who prefer porn with a polished finish.

But what amazed me most about this content was that it occasionally all comes together, resulting in a real gem, transcending porn and reaching levels of believability you wouldn't expect to see in a wacky sex flick. This occasional spark of brilliance was evidenced clearly in a recent scene where a 30-something redhead finds herself feeling temptation in the presence of her friend's boyfriend. The dialogue runs heavy, reaching a crescendo when the idea of mutual masturbation was broached by the muscle-bound lothario. The ensuing handy-work was surprisingly realistic — almost to the point of awkwardness — and, more importantly, undeniably hot.

4k HD footage was promised and delivered. These scenes look stunning, and that brilliant clarity seems a natural match for the site's high-end production values. But don't go expecting to add those lifelike scenes to your home library any time soon. No, I'm afraid 4k HD is limited to a streaming capacity.

Truth be told, 4k is limited in general at this point. The first 4k scene wasn't added in late 2015, and since that time they have only managed 42 more. Of course, it doesn't help that they still haven't switched over to adding 4k exclusively. Occasionally your monthly update will be a not-nearly-as-sexy 1080p HD, or, if you're really unlucky, just a plain old-fashioned 480p SD. So, it's not all rainbows and puppies around here. At least not yet.

Things aren't quite as bleak as they might sound, though. I mean, out of the 343 scenes on the site, Plenty of them can be enjoyed in HD. Not a bad batting average for a site that goes back nearly a decade.

And while the lack of 4k downloads is disappointing, it hardly seems like a deal breaker. Personally, my only real major cause for concern is with the site's update history, which is, truth be told, quite spotty. Updates aren't exactly regular occurrence around these parts. They tend to skip a month here and there, and with only one scene being added on the months that they actually do update(and perhaps not even an HD one at that), an occasional monthly lapses can very easily amount to a major pitfall.

On a more uplifting note, there has been a huge spike in the image counts for galleries over the past year. 18-25 images used to be the norm, but these days you can expect at least 150 clear and crisp JPEGs in those ZIPs.

And besides, with access to the Private.com network of sites, who has time to complain? I highly recommend Private Fetish and Tranny Temptation