Totally Tasteless Video

Prepare yourself for a bit of, “Do what?!” questioning when first logging into, Totally Tasteless Video. First of all, membership opens to an identical page matching intro, which means there’s no razzle-dazzle, which isn’t a bad thing, but unfortunately I’ve spent a bit longer within membership than usual for a site and I’m still not 100% certain as to the payment agenda for viewing. With membership I had full access to 2258 + full DVD length films, which will range in the proximity of, 75 minutes to 120+ minutes, but even though it showed my account being active it still carried a, “join now” link along with a multitude of options for payment – for viewing.

Get out your calculator and put on your thinking cap, you may need to decide which option works the best for your personal needs. Above and beyond the recurring membership fees there is also the ability of choosing, per minute, or a download/streaming for life for $14.99. From there you’ll also find a 2 day streaming choice that will cost you, $3.99. We’re not done yet; there will also be per minute options with pricing such as; 15 minutes = $3.99, 45 minutes = $8.99, 120 minutes = $16.99, with a continual climb all the way to the grand choice of all, 5,800 minutes = $499.99 (with an addition of 300 minutes free), and a, “Buy DVD” link that when opened shows the DVD to be unavailable. Are you confused yet? Me too.

I decided for the sake of this inspection, I would stick to my membership abilities of watching the full DVD’s to an entirety that I chose for myself. Oh, in case you might be wondering, yes there is also a link holding episodes from said full films, 6,735 of them, and they too carry the same type of purchase possibilities. Whatever trail you decide to blaze for making it happen, it’s definitely worthwhile to make it happen. For the many films I delved deeper into I found the porn to be of the retro sense, even the box covers will show these seem to step right out of the, 1970’s – 1990’s decades. The categories span as wide as the thighs of the hot babes filling the footage, where just about anything you might desire will be found. You’ll find no shyness here, but you will locate lust in a bountiful amount, where hardcore and fetish excitement will await you.

You’ll find over 100 categories, offering topics such as; 18+ schoolgirls, lesbian, amateur, anal sex, Asian, BBW, big boobs, cumshots, deep throat, double penetration, cougars, cosplay, interracial, double vaginal penetration, Japanese, Indian, grannies, hairy, rimming, sex toy play, POV, outdoor sex, public sex, smoking, squirting, mature, felching, swallowing, nipple play, transsexual, foot fetish, midgets, wrestling and fighting, bisexual, facial cumshots and big cocks…just to name a few. I must admit, viewing is pleasurable and the topics are certainly everything and more you’d hope to find, so once you muddle your way through their many choices of payment plans and pick what’s best for you, don’t dilly-dally – it’s all too hot to wait for.

In my excitement of bringing you their abundance of wanking wealth, I need to mention…these are streaming only. There is mention in the per minute purchase area of being able to download, but that’s the only thing I found in reference to it during my inspection. The clarity from streaming was more than adequate, and from the retro, softcore, hardcore and fetish installments of, Totally Tasteless Video they’re doing most everything right to make your time here more than enjoyable. Even though they minimize the sparkle and shine of what they have to offer, they certainly step up to the pornographic plate where you want it the most.

There will be certain information given per set, such as; the studio, release date, categories, performers and the length of the film, along with images. These won’t be high resolution, they’re screen caps only – from those I inspected, but again, they’ve done well in the quality they’re brought to their members in.