Whorecraft HD

Once I entered my login credentials, I was whisked away to a enchanted land where sexy blood elves frolic half nude, the only sword you have to be good with is the one between your legs. Before I got my sword wet, though, I thought it best to first scope things out and figure out who's who and what's what.

Fortunately, the Players and Extras section lives up to its name, doubling as both model index and the place to get some fun goodies. Each girl has her own galleries, and custom desktop and mobile wallpapers. That is all well and good, but what truly piqued my interest was all the serious porn star talent they had rockin' those elf ears — heavy-hitters like Valentina Nappi and Naomi Woods.

Once I finished ogling the talent, I decided it was time to play a little whorecraft. As it turns out, there are 10 different world and 33 unique playable characters. Worlds can have anywhere from 1-5 unique characters: elves, blood elves, night elves, red dragons, even lowly humans. All you have to do is drag-and-drop the character of your choice and your Whorecraft HD adventure begins. Often you get a little backstory before things start rolling, then it's a half-hour thrill ride that may or may not include a little interspecies Orc/Elf coupling.

But even those who can't be bothered with playing the game can still enjoy this content. The "All Campaigns" link bypasses all continuity and pseudo strategy, leaving you with 37 links to scenes.

The 360° 3D scenes can be downloaded in 6 different formats covering all the major VR gear brands, and there are even a couple that should be compatible with your smartphone, too.

But if you came here looking to simply watch these scenes in HD, you can forget about downloads. No, the only way to view these scenes a non-VR format is streaming. Downloads are formatted for Oculus, Playstation, and mobile only. But if you do happen to have even a rudimentary VR setup, you're in for a treat

And I don't mean to sound picky, especially since I admire their high-flying fantasy concept, but these scenes aren't exactly all that interactive. Immerse? Certainly. Interactive? Not so much. And that might be troublesome for some when natural comparisons with the massively popular game franchise that inspired them arise. Personally, I don't want them to go down that route until they are ready. I owned a Sega CD. I remember how truly awful interactive movies can be.

I did, however, find myself wishing they'd had the budget for real sets, no matter how cheaply constructed. When watching these scenes through my headset, I found some of the fake backdrops to be a distraction, clashing with the flesh and blood performers.

You won't find any gold here, but membership does come with a wealth of bonuses. My personal favorite would be the 3,105 and counting hardcore scenes. They may have orcs or elves, but they do provide plenty of other titillating(albeit more grounded in reality) fantasy scenarios to choose from. And who doesn't like seeing cheerleaders blowing some lucky nerd or a shy teen fulfilling her MMF threesome fantasy?

There is also an 'enhancements' section, but don't go expecting any armor kits or enchants for your heirloom weapons. If, on the other hand, you are in the market for fleshlights, molds of porn star body parts, perhaps even a life-size anatomically correct doll, then have it.