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Man, public transportation is bad enough, but these guys turn it into a real nightmare. Fortunately for us, we get to watch from the safety of our homes.
Complete review published on 12.29.2015
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The cats at Fake Taxi have a great racket. They hire drivers to cruise around England, looking for young hotties in need of transportation, then give them the ride of their life. The tour page has some promising looking teaser shots, and promises potential members daily updates, a moblie-friendly layout, and access to "6 of the world's best sites."
Over 289 videos about 30 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
QuickTime (8000kb/s, 1920x1080)
MP4 (8000kb/s, 1920x1080)
WMV (5000kb/s, 1280x720)
3rd Party Feeds, Model Index
Once logged in I was taken to a rather impressive looking network gateway. A few clicks later, and I was staring at the membership page of Fake Taxi, which, I'm happy to report, is not only aesthetically pleasing, but user-friendly, too.
One of the first things that really jumped out at me about the page was the fact that there were so many recent updates. At the time of this review, there were two updates in the past week alone. This fast paced update schedule isn't new, either. As it turns out, they've been pumping out raunchy taxi cab sex scenes since October of 2012. So, I guess it should come as no surprise that they've managed to amass 289 episodes.
So, what's the content like? Well, as you probably expected, we get to see girls who are just looking for a ride home being duped into committing filthy acts on camera with a sweaty cabbie. Admittedly, similar content has been done before, but when you do it right, it can be incredibly hot. And whoever is behind the wheel of that cab knows what he's doing.
One of the great thing about these scenes is that there are multiple HD cameras setup in the cab, so get several angles of the action. The driver is rigged up with a cam, too, so there's also plenty of great looking P.O.V. blowjob scenes.
I also really dig the fact that these bastards aren't afraid to get nasty. I just finished watching a scene where the cabbie propped his legs up on the seats while his redheaded passenger kneeled down uncomfortably on the floorboard and licked his balls and taint. And since we all know that cabbies are notorious for swamp ass, that's no small thing. I think what I find hottest about these scenes, though, is the fact that our hero seems to thoroughly enjoy using and abusing these poor babes.
The only minor negative I'd give is that, unlike some similarky themed sites, these scenes sometimes feel a bit too polished or scripted, which can sometimes take you out of the moment. I also had similar issues with episodes where the plot involved the girl already knowing about the taxi and its scam beforehand, as well as repeat victims. Fortunately, there's plenty of more "traditional" scenes to choose from.
So far as raw playback quality is concerned, they do a fine job in that department, too. For direct downloads we're given five different choices, covering three different formats(Flash, MPEG-4, Windows Media) and and several resolution sizes going all the way up to great looking 720p HD. What's more, you can set the default streaming quality to 4 of the 5 above options. Speaking of streaming, every scene I watched went smoothly, with zero in the way of buffering hiccups. Downloads were pretty fast, too, averaging at just under 1.5 megs-per-second.
Sadly, there's nothing in the way of photo galleries. On a personal note, I don't mind that so much. I mean, as much as I appreciate good still photography, if that's not a site's specialty, I don't want them to half ass it and add a screen cap collection. And given the somewhat spontaneous nature of the theme, I'm not sure how photos would fit into that equation, anyway.
Really, I think my only main beef with the site is that, despite the fact it has that sort of sleek, relatively advanced layout you expect from a big network site, I still felt like I was browsing in the dark at times. What I mean by that is, other than a title and a thumbnail(not even an action shot), I had very little to go by when choosing which episode I was going to watch. Admittedly, they did go with descriptive titles, but "Hot babe in heels with big natural tits" or "Brunette does anal" hardly compare to a lengthy, highly descriptive synopsis.
The same goes for the mode index, too. The pages usually tell us nothing more than the babe's country of origin and a tally of likes and dislikes. Considering the fact there's a lot of relatively unknown performers on this site, a little bit of information on them would go a very long way.
One thing that I think makes this an incredibly good deal is the fact that all five of the bonus sites rely on the whole deception angle, so if you liked this site, you'll probably like them, too. I particularly enjoyed Fake Hospital. Hell, the name alone is enough to get me hard. I mean, that's just wrong.
What's there to say? This site comes through on all of its tour promises, regularly delivering high quality, hardcore action with a decidedly quirky theme. This, combined with the 5 top shelf bonus sites, make the $24.95 monthly rate a real bargain. So, if you're looking for a new reality themed site with a little something extra, I'd recommend you take Fake Taxi for a spin. You won't regret it.
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