Hitzefrei.com

The best definition I could find for the site's moniker was "excused from school because of excessively high temperatures." I suppose that would go a long way in explaining their tour proclamation of "HOT? HOTTER! HITZEFREI!" Not to mention why this burgeoning network's 9 sites include such provocative titles as Family Affairs and Cuff 'Em All.

The network launched just 7 short months ago. Nevertheless, they have managed to rack up 403 updates between their 9 original sites, adding an average of 10 new updates each month. And that's not all — during my very brief stay they have already added at least one new site, a twisted creation called Fan Alarm. The site's premise isn't quite clear yet, but in the meantime I think we can all agree that gorgeous tattooed babes wearing butt-plugs invariably facilitate great footage.

On a related note, the network talent department went all out, snagging premiere German porn stars like Texas Patti and gorgeous up-and-comers like Mila Milan. They also aren't afraid to use less conventional models, so if you like your gals thicker, older, perhaps even covered in body art, you're in for a treat.

When I first saw their list of sites and noticed all of the wacky themes they covered, I immediately had language barrier concerns. Those were soon washed away, however, when I found out that every episode was equipped with optional English subtitles. Oh a related note, don't worry about having to stare at the bottom of the screen during more intense moments. I've noticed the dialogue tends to die down once things heat up.

It is still early in the game, but I am already seeing some good signs in their content, and a few sites are already proving that they're willing to go above and beyond to makes keep the fans entertained. Patti's Anal is an excellent example of this. When Texas Patti isn't busy having her ass hole jack-hammered by some young stud, she's letting hot teens and MILFs beat it up with dildos, butt-plugs, and all manner of other devilish devices. They are actually getting quite creative in recent updates.

Similarly, MILF Hunters doesn't shy away from the truly older broads, and were it not for some of the younger moms they've ravaged, they could easily change their name to GILF Hunters. Yes, this one looks truly promising for fans of mature poontang.

Oh, and since all of this content is brand new, every episode can be downloaded or streamed in 720p and 1080p HD. They even offer the 1080p videos in two separate bitrates. I noticed the high quality option files can be quite hefty, but the site's download speeds were clocking in at 7 megs-per-second, so that shouldn't be an issue.

I was pleasantly surprised to find that, in addition to the expected screen caps galleries, each scene included a link to full-fledged photo galleries. Admittedly, they were a little light on pictures, averaging only 24 images per gallery, but I think they more than made up for their lack of numbers with their high resolutions(4,000 x 3,000 pixels) and gorgeous clarity. ZIPs are included, too, just in case you decide to snag a full set.

To be honest, I didn't notice too many glaring issues with this network. Looking ahead, they are probably going to want to add some niche tags, and certainly some more browse tools. Also, I did notice the occasional missing subtitle. I'm still dying to know what naughty step uncle Shawn said to Holly Banks before penetrating her. It sounded quite cheeky, but unless I take another course in German, I'll likely never know.

Perhaps the only big issue this site has — and it is one that seems to be a common pitfall in networks in general — is that some sites get neglected. Family Affairs, for instance, hasn't had an update in nearly 4 months. City Check and Fuck On Arrival haven't had updates in all of October, and the month is nearly over. Just something to think about if you were signing up for any one particular site.

Ultimately, I think all the activity from the network as a whole — not to mention all those awesome behind the scenes tidbits — makes up for the occasional neglected or even defunct site. They really are keeping busy, too, and between their blog, which is surprisingly available in English and not-so-surprisingly always talking about new shoots, and all those previews of upcoming updates, comes a sense of comfort that comes with knowing there are folks out there earning every damn dollar of those monthly membership fees.