Teen Adventures

Once inside the members area at Teen Adventures, the first thing I noticed was that under the "latest updates" tab, all of the links were marked 2011. I double checked, going directly to the video and pictures sections, and sure enough the most recent update was marked October 24, 2011. Which means there haven't been any updates on the site in over half a year. Not exactly the kind of thing you want to see when you join a new site.

Still, I went ahead and checked out the content. I mean, how can you say no to video-after-video of drunken, teenage orgies? Speaking of getting drunk, though I wouldn't personally recommend it, I doubt it would be all that difficult to navigate this site whilst being totally hammered. The layout is about as simple and straight forward as it gets, and if it weren't for the low video and picture count, I'd probably object to the lack of browse-tools. As is, however, I suppose it'ts only fitting.

Anyway, I took a look at hte videos first. There were 16, altogether, and though that is a small number of scenes, they do manage to pack in a lot of variety. In fact, my personal favorite takes on the classic "boyfriend revenge" angle. This scene really got me going, because they really built the whole thing up and, more importantly, made it feel real.

Of course, the whole adventure couldn't be shown in realtime, so there was the occassional edit — even long after the party was already well under way. On that note, long and intense build-ups filled with dialogue and very realistic flirting seem to be the formula around here.

In fact, in the aforementioned scene, it wasn't until 12 minutes in, or just over 1/4 of the way through the scene, that we saw any real "action." It took a pickup, tons of chit chat, and a good old-fashioned game of spin the bottle just to close the deal on the first girl. In a lot of ways it reminded me of Bang Bus, with the talkative camera operator and the long build-up.

A great thing about this scene, in particular, however, was that the lead teen was angry at her boyfriend, so we have the bonus of a little cuckold action. As she fucks one of the resident studs, she screams things like "Your dick is so much bigger than his," and "I'm gonna come already. He never makes me cum!" Of course, the cameraman had to get in his jabs, too. You just gotta love brutal humiliation.

Just as promised on the tour, scenes can be downloaded in 720p HD in the Windows Media Media, Quicktime and MPEG-4 formats. Streaming was nice, too, as was the 3PG mobile file. All in all, these video pages have a sweet little setup. Shame they aren't adding any new ones.

The galleries weren't bad, either. Average image count was somewhere in the neighborhood of 150 high-res, watermark-free, JPEGs. To be honest, I was surprised by the quality of some of these shots. My only complaint would be that, by comparison with their video counterparts, a few of the galleries seemed a bit tame and directionless.

As far as bonuses are concerned, well, you're supposed to get access to a site called Black Teen Cheaters, but when I try to access its content, I get nothing but blank pages. On the bright side, the "Bonus Movies" houses 231 full-length films, some of which, by the way, have running times in excess of 3 hours. The download options are pretty much identical to those found in the tour, as is the layout, but the quality of the action of, obviously, much higher since this is studio porn. All in all, a very good mix of gay, straight, fantasy and fetish. Whether or not this is enough to make up for the lack of updates, on the other hand, is up to you.